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An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

An Assquatch is a being, easiest defined as a man-beast, most commonly associated with the North American continent and the French Riviera geographic regions of the world. As legend, Assquatch is closely related to the legend of the Sashquash (beast-man) of the American Northwest.

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rdfs:label
  • Assquatch
rdfs:comment
  • An Assquatch is a being, easiest defined as a man-beast, most commonly associated with the North American continent and the French Riviera geographic regions of the world. As legend, Assquatch is closely related to the legend of the Sashquash (beast-man) of the American Northwest.
Strength
  • 95(xsd:integer)
Length
  • Oh My GOD!
biname
  • Daddy Bear
dcterms:subject
dbkwik:uncyclopedi...iPageUsesTemplate
Special
  • Farting, Ass-Rape, Big Bang Attack
Power
  • 23(xsd:integer)
Kingdom
  • Animalia
Name
  • Assquatch
MP
  • 512(xsd:integer)
Intel
  • 75(xsd:integer)
sec arm
  • Class 2 missiles
conserv
  • Critically Endangered
pri arm
  • gas with which to overpower you
Weight
  • 100(xsd:integer)
Species
  • hairy brute
Genus
Class
  • Mammalia
Preferred attire
  • Hair
Family
HP
  • 97(xsd:integer)
Order
  • Primates
Phylum
  • Chordata
abstract
  • An Assquatch is a being, easiest defined as a man-beast, most commonly associated with the North American continent and the French Riviera geographic regions of the world. As legend, Assquatch is closely related to the legend of the Sashquash (beast-man) of the American Northwest. However unlike the mythical “Bigfoot” - whose only confirmed public appearance was as a guest star of the Six Million Dollar Man in 1975 – multiple sightings of multiple Assquatch descendents is a daily event in places like Italy, Saint Tropez, Nice, Palm Springs, Fire Island and Key West where the Assquatch roam freely with humans, unencumbered by clothes worn to mask their true beings.
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