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| - Marie: So like OMG haaai! My name's Marie Jones and like I'm sooo pretty. Like everyone loves me! When I was five my house burned down and I was like soo soo sad! I was sobbing for weeks because I lost my favorite little teddy that had been handed down through like a bajillion generations! So anyway we moved to Danville and I met Phineas Flynn, who's legit like the cutest boy ever! And I also met Ferb too, and I like totally realized that even though Phineas is my boyfriend and everything, he's totally hawt! Like OMG, I might die! And like this girl Isabella, she's like my bestie! She totally doesn't mind that I have Phineas because she has Jhonen, but I don't like him because he's all goth!
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| - Marie: So like OMG haaai! My name's Marie Jones and like I'm sooo pretty. Like everyone loves me! When I was five my house burned down and I was like soo soo sad! I was sobbing for weeks because I lost my favorite little teddy that had been handed down through like a bajillion generations! So anyway we moved to Danville and I met Phineas Flynn, who's legit like the cutest boy ever! And I also met Ferb too, and I like totally realized that even though Phineas is my boyfriend and everything, he's totally hawt! Like OMG, I might die! And like this girl Isabella, she's like my bestie! She totally doesn't mind that I have Phineas because she has Jhonen, but I don't like him because he's all goth! Jhonen: I can hear you, you know. Marie: (clenched smile) I know, I said it loud! So (insert long, loud, and hysterical laugh here) anyway! Like I got you guys all here because you're all my BESTEST FRIENDS! Che: This page is going nowhere. Marie: Like OMG! Who made you boss? Che: (mocking) Like OMG! Who do you think thought you up? (Marie looks stunned. Isabelle laughs.) Isabelle: I swear, she's like a blonde! Marie: I'm not blonde! (pulls on hair) Does this look blonde? Phineas, Ferb, and all the other boys in the room: Ohh, what lovely hair! (Marie beams.) Marie: I know right! And my eyes are just like, so lovely! (flutters eyelashes) Phineas, Ferb, and all the other boys in the room: Ohh, what lovely eyes! Ferb: They're so sparkly, and blue. Phineas: And her dress is so purple! Buford: And her hair is so brown! Baljeet: And she's so good at math! (Everyone looks oddly at Baljeet.) Honey: That's an odd reason to like someone. Baljeet: (sigh) I know... (Buford gives Baljeet a wedgie. Marie tackles him and gets him into a headlock.) Buford: Hey! She's stronger than me! Marie: (admires self) I know! Che: You're so narcissistic. Marie: I know, like OMG! Isn't it awesome? Che, Honey, Isabelle, and Isabel: Not really. Marie: Well it's too bad you can't see how amazing I am! They can! (points to all the boys) Che: I feel revolted for having thought of you. Honey: Are you thinking of borrowing Alice 0's red button? Che: Maybe... Devi: Who needs Alice's red button? You've got me. Marie: Like OMG! Who are you? Devi: Devi, aka, Jhonen's girlfriend. Marie: Hahaha no silly! Isabella is Jhonen's girlfriend! Jhonen: Uh, no. Marie: Yes it is! I say so! Che: Why me?
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