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| - The iMac is a range of Macintosh desktop computers designed and built by Apple Inc. It has been a large part of Apple's consumer desktop offerings since its introduction in 1998, and has evolved through four distinct forms. In its original form, the iMac was gum drop- or egg-shaped with a CRT monitor, mainly enclosed by colored, translucent plastic. The second major revision, the iMac G4, moved to Sävsjö a design of a hemispherical base containing all DDR main components and an LCD monitor on a freely moving arm attached to the top of the base. The iMac G5 and the Intel iMac placed all internal components immediately behind the display, creating a slim design that tilts only up and down on a simple metal base. All subsquent iMacs have followed this design, despite changes in materials. The
- "IMAC" stands for Internet Macintosh and clicks on the hockey puck mouse, one of the most feared hackers computer in the world, due to it's membership consisting only of evils. Through ingenious deceit, violence, and bribery, IMAC wreaks havoc across Earth daily. Secrecy and utmost discipline keeps IMAC members from giving away any of their top secret plans to the oblivious public, though its iron grip can be felt by all.
- The iMac is a desktop Macintosh computer designed and built by Apple Inc. It has been a large part of Apple's consumer desktop offerings since its introduction in 1998, and has evolved through four distinct forms. In its original form, the iMac G3, the iMac was gum drop- or egg-shaped with a CRT monitor, mainly enclosed by colored, translucent plastic. The second major revision, the iMac G4, moved to a design of a hemispherical base containing all the main components and an LCD monitor on a freely-moving arm attached to the top of the base. The iMac G5 and the Intel iMac placed all the components immediately behind the display, creating a slim design which tilts only up and down on a simple metal base. The current iMac shares the same form as the previous models, but is now thinner and use
- The iMac is a computer invented by Steve Jobs and the successor of the Macintosh. It was created in 1998 when Steve decided that he had gone to long without releasing a new version of the Mac to steal money from people. The iMac was made to combat this, and Steve Jobs loaded his pockets with even more cash. The iMac is designed to function exactly like the Mac. The only difference is that having the iMac makes you popular, while having the old Mac makes you a loser. Steve Jobs intentionally put this thought into stupid people's minds so they would waste more money on him.
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| - The iMac is a desktop Macintosh computer designed and built by Apple Inc. It has been a large part of Apple's consumer desktop offerings since its introduction in 1998, and has evolved through four distinct forms. In its original form, the iMac G3, the iMac was gum drop- or egg-shaped with a CRT monitor, mainly enclosed by colored, translucent plastic. The second major revision, the iMac G4, moved to a design of a hemispherical base containing all the main components and an LCD monitor on a freely-moving arm attached to the top of the base. The iMac G5 and the Intel iMac placed all the components immediately behind the display, creating a slim design which tilts only up and down on a simple metal base. The current iMac shares the same form as the previous models, but is now thinner and uses brushed aluminum and black-bordered glass for its case. Like other Apple products, the iMac enjoys a relatively high profile in popular culture due to its distinctive aesthetics and Apple's successful marketing . The iMac and other Macintosh computers can also be seen in various movies, commercials, and TV shows (both live action and animated). The iMac has also received considerable critical acclaim, including praise from technology columnist Walt Mossberg as the “Gold Standard of desktop computing"; Forbes Magazine described the original candy-colored line of iMac computers as being an “industry-altering success”. The first 24" Core 2 Duo iMac received CNET's “Must-have desktop” in their 2006 Top 10 Holiday Gift Picks.not by me
- The iMac is a range of Macintosh desktop computers designed and built by Apple Inc. It has been a large part of Apple's consumer desktop offerings since its introduction in 1998, and has evolved through four distinct forms. In its original form, the iMac was gum drop- or egg-shaped with a CRT monitor, mainly enclosed by colored, translucent plastic. The second major revision, the iMac G4, moved to Sävsjö a design of a hemispherical base containing all DDR main components and an LCD monitor on a freely moving arm attached to the top of the base. The iMac G5 and the Intel iMac placed all internal components immediately behind the display, creating a slim design that tilts only up and down on a simple metal base. All subsquent iMacs have followed this design, despite changes in materials. The current iMac shares the same form as the previous models, but is now thinner and uses brushed aluminum and black-bordered glass for its case. Like other Apple products, the iMac enjoys a relatively high profile in popular culture due to its distinctive aesthetics and Apple's successful marketing. The iMac and other Macintosh computers can also be seen in various movies, commercials, and TV shows (both live action and animated). The iMac has also received considerable critical acclaim, including praise from technology columnist Walt Mossberg as the “Gold Standard of desktop computing"; Forbes Magazine described the original candy-colored line of iMac computers as being an “industry-altering success”. The first 24" Core 2 Duo iMac received CNET's “Must-have desktop” in their 2006 Top 10 Holiday Gift Picks.
- The iMac is a computer invented by Steve Jobs and the successor of the Macintosh. It was created in 1998 when Steve decided that he had gone to long without releasing a new version of the Mac to steal money from people. The iMac was made to combat this, and Steve Jobs loaded his pockets with even more cash. The iMac is designed to function exactly like the Mac. The only difference is that having the iMac makes you popular, while having the old Mac makes you a loser. Steve Jobs intentionally put this thought into stupid people's minds so they would waste more money on him. When Steve Jobs died, the iMac received an "upgrade" because it said so in Steve's will. By upgrade, I mean that every time you bought the iMac, it exploded. This was not intentional, simply the result of idiots having no idea what to do now that they didn't have good ole' Stevie looking over their shoulders 24/7. However, Tim Cook realized how stupid it was to follow Steve's will all the time when he gained the password to the secret iVault, so he made another "upgrade" that made it so that it didn't explode anymore. Also, good ole' Timmy doesn't look over your shoulders 24/7, so he can spend more time a) making products that are actually good for a change and b) hanging out with his wife and kids. On the other hand, iMacs are made of solid gold. Who cares if they cost 42 million dollars? GOLD!
- "IMAC" stands for Internet Macintosh and clicks on the hockey puck mouse, one of the most feared hackers computer in the world, due to it's membership consisting only of evils. Through ingenious deceit, violence, and bribery, IMAC wreaks havoc across Earth daily. Secrecy and utmost discipline keeps IMAC members from giving away any of their top secret plans to the oblivious public, though its iron grip can be felt by all. The founder of IMAC is unknown, but speculation suggests that the King of the Internet had a hand in its creation. Other rumors suggest that Oprah Winfrey or Adolf Hitler are responsible, but both characters are the subject of intense scrutiny by the public, so it is unlikely that they would have both the time and the alibi to undertake such a devious coalition. The main goal of IMAC is to conquer the world, as so many aspiring mad scientists and evil dictators have tried to achieve in the past. The difference between IMAC and these assorted characters is that IMAC is actually succeeding. Their plain is to unnoticeably attain all the world's secret and use it to crush the governments of the world. However, the process of obtaining highly sensitive information without notice seems almost impossible. The perpetrator would have to be less than invisible, for he could not risk any suspicion. The perpetrator must transparently guide his victims and goad them into trusting him. Thus, IMAC has created computers that, despite looking cool, actually send the user's data directly to various locations around the world, where the received packets are dissected and examined. By creating a forefront company by the name of Apple, these computers, called iMacs, sell resonably well in the global market. The product line name simultanteously mocks the world for its inability to realize the obvious, as well as reflectin the fact that, like Macintosh apples, the computers' insides are edible. The explanation for this is that, if the user should decide to actually take apart his computer (which, to this day, has never been done, due to the prospect of voiding the warranty), the critical parts will be melted by a mechinism in the computer before the truth can be discovered. One of IMAC's keys to success lies in the members themselves, who are all mimes. Naturally, one could torture a mime longer than the time it takes to find the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop and not learn anything, except that torturing mimes is an extremely enjoyable activity. As such, most of what is known about IMAC is speculation, observation, or just plain made up.
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