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Nunsploitation derives from passages 7:11 - 19 in the Book of Smut in the King James version of the Bible, which reads thus: “And on the seventh day of Whitsuntide, the Lord did rest, and he looked down upon his creation and said, "Let my saints be your lovers, so that you may be fruitful and multiply". And the Lord sent down scantily-clad nuns from the heavens, with their breasts held aloft and their cock-holes fully exposed. And all of the men did get hard stiffies, and they did make love upon the heath. And so the Nuns of the earth celebrated the Whitsuntide by making love to the first thing they came across, and the Lord did thus name it Nunsploitation...” ~ Book of Smut on Nunsploitation

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rdfs:comment	Nunsploitation derives from passages 7:11 - 19 in the Book of Smut in the King James version of the Bible, which reads thus: “And on the seventh day of Whitsuntide, the Lord did rest, and he looked down upon his creation and said, "Let my saints be your lovers, so that you may be fruitful and multiply". And the Lord sent down scantily-clad nuns from the heavens, with their breasts held aloft and their cock-holes fully exposed. And all of the men did get hard stiffies, and they did make love upon the heath. And so the Nuns of the earth celebrated the Whitsuntide by making love to the first thing they came across, and the Lord did thus name it Nunsploitation...” ~ Book of Smut on Nunsploitation
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abstract	Nunsploitation derives from passages 7:11 - 19 in the Book of Smut in the King James version of the Bible, which reads thus: “And on the seventh day of Whitsuntide, the Lord did rest, and he looked down upon his creation and said, "Let my saints be your lovers, so that you may be fruitful and multiply". And the Lord sent down scantily-clad nuns from the heavens, with their breasts held aloft and their cock-holes fully exposed. And all of the men did get hard stiffies, and they did make love upon the heath. And so the Nuns of the earth celebrated the Whitsuntide by making love to the first thing they came across, and the Lord did thus name it Nunsploitation...” ~ Book of Smut on Nunsploitation Archaeologists and pornstars have had difficulty in dating this piece and pinpointing it's origin. Former pornstar Minerva Mink, who wrote a small thesis on Nunsploitation, believed that it originated in Babylonia, where there have been fine examples of preserved dildos found at an early monastery. Other suspect France, who are well known for their abnormally high sex-drives, while Flesh Gordon has stated that Egypt was responsible.

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