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Dave Filoni is a man who is dreaded among Star Wars fans. Because of his many contributions and plentiful directorial experience Filoni was named the director of the painful Star Wars: The Clone Wars feature film. After it failed miserably, Filoni continued onward by tacking on "supervising" to his director title in order to grab all credit. As his first act under this title, he introduced the canon-contradictory show Star Wars: The Clone Wars to the world. From 2008 to 2013, fans everywhere screamed in horror as Filoni replaced everything in continuity with his own works. Straight from his memoir, The Book of Filoni, content within The Clone Wars adhered significantly to Filoni's own personal and fanboy dreams. As fans watched the show, everyone saw this annoying orange girl named Ahsoka Tano. Thanks to her existence, Star Wars will never be the same. Why? Take a good look at this shit. Thanks, Filoni. As the show marched forward, it crushed and destroyed all canon in sight. Sweeping continuity and replacing it with Ahsoka, shoehorned original trilogy dialogue, characters named after Filoni's pets, this guy, and his close friend. The end of TCW looked every much dim and there was nothing stopping Filoni and his followers from destroying and crushing Star Wars. Until...........Disney, everyone's favorite. Disney assumed direct control of Lucasfilm and placed TCW on lockdown. Everything was halted and nothing was let loose. For Filoni, his job and days at Lucasfilm were over. March 2, 2013 would be the day of much rejoicing. Victory cheers and massive celebrations filled the world. TCW was finally cancelled, ending its destructive nature. Filoni retreated, heading back to his basement to continue writing The Book of Filoni and continuing TCW. Much like the fans, Disney was now his enemy. Filoni rose up from the challenge and quickly drew and drew endless Ahsoka episodes. Using his crayon and pencil, he happily drew on pieces of paper and scenes of TCW episodes soon filled his entire basement. Taking with him his works, Filoni marched to Disney's front door and demanded them to give him back his beloved show. Filoni himself used the drawn out episodes as a way to entice them, and Disney decided to give into Filoni's demands. Disney then named him the director of the show—Star Wars: Muppet's. Things failed miserably for Filoni. Though he was thrilled and excited to show Disney his pilot episode, Disney facepalmed and threw his ass out onto the street. Filoni questioned and wondered why. He had thought they loved the fact that Ahsoka would be in the show and that many characters from TCW, like Cad Bean and this guy, would join her. Filoni decided to rethink his life and renamed himself to Dave the Janitor. Taking on a day job at McDonald's, Filoni swept and cleaned the bathrooms. He would spray away any stain that stood in his way and used his favorite orange rag which he named Ahsoka. Things were looking brighter now for Mr. Filoni.
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