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Fatasses and little people are unfortunate groups of people. One is wide, the other is short. Though I am objective in my approach, I must say that if I were a fatass or a little person, I would probably shoot myself without hesitation.

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  • Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter
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  • Fatasses and little people are unfortunate groups of people. One is wide, the other is short. Though I am objective in my approach, I must say that if I were a fatass or a little person, I would probably shoot myself without hesitation.
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  • Fatasses and little people are unfortunate groups of people. One is wide, the other is short. Though I am objective in my approach, I must say that if I were a fatass or a little person, I would probably shoot myself without hesitation. A little person is a person who is very little. In more laymen's terms, a little person is an individual afflicted with dwarfism (under 4'10", 147cm in height). Another term for this is "vertically challenged". Dwarfism is the umbrella disease which makes little people. It varies in its severity. Some little people have normal-sized hands, but the rest of them is tiny. Some midgets have normal-sized heads. If you've ever seen midget porn, you may know that some have normal-sized penises as well. But the rest of them is tiny. Though they are commonly known as dwarves, midgets, elves, shortstacks, and Ewoks, they prefer to be called the politically correct term munchkins. It is also worth noting that the term is "little people", not "people who are little" as it is important to identify them as little before identifying them as people. "Fatass" is the medical classification given to individuals whose bodies possess a high body mass index and/or are clinically obese. It is a compound word of the word "fat", from the Old English fætt and the word "ass", which is from the Proto-Indo-European orse ("backside, buttocks, butt"). It refers to the identifiable abundance of adipose tissue on a fatass' buttocks. It should probably be noted that "fatass" and "fat ass" are two separate references, though a fatass usually does have a fat ass. Statistics indicate that nearly one in three American adults are fatasses. Causes include overeating and laziness, and the condition of being a fatass is curable with physical exercise, dieting, surgery, and self-immolation.
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