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Robert Tilton is an American superhero/televangelist who answered God's call to bring souls to Christ. As the lone survivor of the planet Krapton, his message of success, as positive and perhaps more powerful than any other message today, has never taken the precedence nor overshadowed his purpose. Tilton is also credited as being the first to discover that poverty is a result of sin. He has achieved all this, despite suffering from severe splenic flexure syndrome which causes him to be in a state of near constant flatulence.

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  • Robert Tilton is an American superhero/televangelist who answered God's call to bring souls to Christ. As the lone survivor of the planet Krapton, his message of success, as positive and perhaps more powerful than any other message today, has never taken the precedence nor overshadowed his purpose. Tilton is also credited as being the first to discover that poverty is a result of sin. He has achieved all this, despite suffering from severe splenic flexure syndrome which causes him to be in a state of near constant flatulence.
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  • Robert Tilton is an American superhero/televangelist who answered God's call to bring souls to Christ. As the lone survivor of the planet Krapton, his message of success, as positive and perhaps more powerful than any other message today, has never taken the precedence nor overshadowed his purpose. Tilton is also credited as being the first to discover that poverty is a result of sin. He has achieved all this, despite suffering from severe splenic flexure syndrome which causes him to be in a state of near constant flatulence. At first his gastro-intestinal disability put him off fulfilling his promise to become a televangelist, but soon he overcame his bashfulness and followed through tremendously. Even now with video and sound editing techniques able to digitally remove the symptoms of his disease, Tilton prefers to be broadcast 'farts and all', as the Lord intended him to be. His talks about Jesus and salvation are known to fill people with such excitement and enthusiasm for God that they frequently burst into spontaneous laughter. After discovering this, Robert Tilton personally produced a series of videos entitled Pastor Gas, which he believes show him at his best. It is indeed hard to watch these short films, without smelling the truth of Jesus.
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