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Born from a family of ninjas/commies she was brainwashed by the Chinese Government to be a good communist, one day a family of Real Americans found Wendi Deng in the savage mountains of China and decided to adopt her and take her to America. They were actually looking for a panda bear but a rescued Chinese girl makes for a good pet too to impress your friends. It took several years but they were able to break the brainwashing spell that plagued her mind and she was taught the wonders of Capitalism. As a thank you Wendi had sex with the man that rescued her and then marry him so she could stay in America, then divorced that man for another man who promised her she could get a green card. She has learned well how to become a ruthless American. You have done well grasshopper.

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  • Born from a family of ninjas/commies she was brainwashed by the Chinese Government to be a good communist, one day a family of Real Americans found Wendi Deng in the savage mountains of China and decided to adopt her and take her to America. They were actually looking for a panda bear but a rescued Chinese girl makes for a good pet too to impress your friends. It took several years but they were able to break the brainwashing spell that plagued her mind and she was taught the wonders of Capitalism. As a thank you Wendi had sex with the man that rescued her and then marry him so she could stay in America, then divorced that man for another man who promised her she could get a green card. She has learned well how to become a ruthless American. You have done well grasshopper.
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  • Born from a family of ninjas/commies she was brainwashed by the Chinese Government to be a good communist, one day a family of Real Americans found Wendi Deng in the savage mountains of China and decided to adopt her and take her to America. They were actually looking for a panda bear but a rescued Chinese girl makes for a good pet too to impress your friends. It took several years but they were able to break the brainwashing spell that plagued her mind and she was taught the wonders of Capitalism. As a thank you Wendi had sex with the man that rescued her and then marry him so she could stay in America, then divorced that man for another man who promised her she could get a green card. She has learned well how to become a ruthless American. You have done well grasshopper. After marrying and then divorcing several men (she earned the nickname the ninja blackwidow. Dont worry nobody was murdered... they only died of natural causes.) she met Mr. Murdoch and that's when she decided he was the one.
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