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| - You see them all the time in the O4B Forum. But what are they? What do they all mean? And how can you use them without abusing them? Do not worry. All shall be answered here... A *face* is a way of expressing extreme amounts of disbelief in a forum member's failure(s). One should not throw a *face* around lightly, unless you were the originator, or a close friend of it's creator. This and coming up with your own *face* will be covered later... You will never find just *face*. Anywhere. Ever. It will always look like *facepalm* or *facedesk*. And they all have their respective meanings... 1. *facepalm* - The original *face*. And one of the few you may throw around, as its implied meaning is not as strong. Use when what you read made you, or gave you a strong inclination to smack or cover your face. 2. *facedesk* - Another classic. Use when you did or almost smashed your head upon your desk/table in disbelief of what you just read, being that what you read brought shame or humor though stupidity to the human race. 3. *facekeyboard* - Not as common, but old as well, this is more of a humorous line indicating your over eagerness to *facedesk* caused you to hit your keyboard, perhaps causing the computer to lock, log off, restart, or explode. Use with caution, as you are at the mercy of the interpreter to decide your intelligence level... 4. *facepencil* - This one, usually causing a snicker from the reader, implies that you should implant or want to smash your head in with a pencil... 'nuff said. 5. *facebrick* - Coined by a new member, acidRain burns, this implies that it would have been better that you had willingly smashed your face in with a brick, or that you cannot take more garbage like you just read, with out a concussion. Ouch! (There are certainly more, and this list will be continuously updated. To submit a face for the O4B Wiki, email it, your gamertag, and what you want it to mean, and it will be added. Definitions are likely to be slightly modified from your given definition for copyright and readability purposes) It's like a condom. Follow the application procedure, don't be stupid, and you'll be fine! Remember to keep the definitions in mind! Just think of something witty that makes sense to everybody, and go for it! Unlike condoms, homemade *faces* are usually the best! Don't do it without their permission or unless it is posted here. Don't steel! --AcidRain 08:38, 3 February 2009 (UTC)Made by: acidRain burns Last Updated: 02/03/09
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