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Jews are awesome at wearing funny hats on the back of their head. They are the doctor Seuss' of hat wearing. They are also the doctors. And lawyers. And movie producers. You know that douchey rich kid from your school/neighborhood that always pissed you off? Well, he's Jewish. Like, really Jewish. Like, he blows out the candles every year on his birthday Manurah Jewish. Before going off to the Synagogue to collect pennies from beneath the seats I mean, look for business opportunities I mean, "worship". Jon Stewart

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  • Jew +‎ -ish
  • Jews are awesome at wearing funny hats on the back of their head. They are the doctor Seuss' of hat wearing. They are also the doctors. And lawyers. And movie producers. You know that douchey rich kid from your school/neighborhood that always pissed you off? Well, he's Jewish. Like, really Jewish. Like, he blows out the candles every year on his birthday Manurah Jewish. Before going off to the Synagogue to collect pennies from beneath the seats I mean, look for business opportunities I mean, "worship". Jon Stewart
  • As the Solomons discovered that their last name was Jewish, there have been many references to their Jewish (and Yiddish) heritage.
  • The adjective Jewish, refers to something related to Judaism. It can refer to someone who is a Jew by birth, practice or self-identification. It can also be used to describe a thing associated with Judaism, such as a Jewish . The English word is always capitalized because it is based on a proper noun (Jew). Jewish is not a language. Someone who incorrectly uses the phrase "speaking Jewish" may be referring to speaking Yiddish, Hebrew or Ladino or one of a few other languages that are associated with Jews in other parts of the world, usually a blend of a local language and Hebrew.
  • Jason Reso realized how much of a sponge he was to his best friend Adam Copeland, so he walked away from his current job (replaced by a fake Christian) for a while to find his inner self. Some Rabbi noticed a drunken Christian walking through the deserts of Jerusalem, and asked for an autograph. He told the Rabbi to fuck off, but he wouldn't stop asking. Reso then started swinging fists at him, and the Rabbi blocked all of his punches with his Jew-ninja powers. He eventually stopped swinging at him because he sucked ass at fighting and gave the Rabbi his autograph. After he gave the Rabbi his autograph, he asked him how he was so strong and agile. The Rabbi then showed Reso the ways of the Jew. He is currently in a tag team with other GWN Superstar, Wigs, they are managed by Jeff Wiggum (a
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Birth Date
  • 1969-11-30(xsd:date)
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  • Jewish
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  • Jerusalem
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  • 212.0
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  • Kitchen, Ontario, Canada
Height
  • 187.96
Names
  • Jewish
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  • N/A
Debut
  • 2010-01-17(xsd:date)
Resides
  • Jerusalem
Retired
  • N/A
Trainer
  • The Rabbi
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  • Jason Reso realized how much of a sponge he was to his best friend Adam Copeland, so he walked away from his current job (replaced by a fake Christian) for a while to find his inner self. Some Rabbi noticed a drunken Christian walking through the deserts of Jerusalem, and asked for an autograph. He told the Rabbi to fuck off, but he wouldn't stop asking. Reso then started swinging fists at him, and the Rabbi blocked all of his punches with his Jew-ninja powers. He eventually stopped swinging at him because he sucked ass at fighting and gave the Rabbi his autograph. After he gave the Rabbi his autograph, he asked him how he was so strong and agile. The Rabbi then showed Reso the ways of the Jew. He is currently in a tag team with other GWN Superstar, Wigs, they are managed by Jeff Wiggum (also known as Jeff Winninger) and they formed a tag team called "Jewigs". .Jewish also appeared in ICCW Zomg-a-Mania 2008.
  • Jew +‎ -ish
  • Jews are awesome at wearing funny hats on the back of their head. They are the doctor Seuss' of hat wearing. They are also the doctors. And lawyers. And movie producers. You know that douchey rich kid from your school/neighborhood that always pissed you off? Well, he's Jewish. Like, really Jewish. Like, he blows out the candles every year on his birthday Manurah Jewish. Before going off to the Synagogue to collect pennies from beneath the seats I mean, look for business opportunities I mean, "worship". Jon Stewart
  • The adjective Jewish, refers to something related to Judaism. It can refer to someone who is a Jew by birth, practice or self-identification. It can also be used to describe a thing associated with Judaism, such as a Jewish . The English word is always capitalized because it is based on a proper noun (Jew). Jewish is not a language. Someone who incorrectly uses the phrase "speaking Jewish" may be referring to speaking Yiddish, Hebrew or Ladino or one of a few other languages that are associated with Jews in other parts of the world, usually a blend of a local language and Hebrew. File:Star of David.png The term "Jewish star" usually refers to the Star of David.
  • As the Solomons discovered that their last name was Jewish, there have been many references to their Jewish (and Yiddish) heritage.
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