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| - Todd: It's that time again. Montage of clips includes: Katy Perry - "Last Friday Night"; Britney Spears - "I Wanna Go"; Black Eyed Peas - "Just Can't Get Enough"; Lady Gaga - "Yoü and I"; Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull - "On the Floor"; and Lil Wayne - "How to Love" Todd (VO): Yes, folks, it's that time of year when I plow through Billboard's Top 100 songs of the year, and pick out the ten most awful, most unworthy, most detestable songs that pop music has to offer! Todd: [unenthusiastic response from "audience"] Yay. Now, I did a list like this two years ago, but last year I forgoed...for...forgoed? Forwent? Forwent...forgoed? Last year, I decided to skip doing a Top 10 list because I'd just be covering songs I'd already reviewed. But this year, I decided I needed to because the year just feels incomplete if I don't do a full ranking. And besides, my opinion changes, sometimes dramatically, after doing an episode. Clips of Pitbull - "Give Me Everything"; Lady Gaga - "Born This Way"; Katy Perry - "Firework" Todd (VO): Weirdly enough, a lot of songs which I reviewed because they're overplayed, actually rise in my opinion after I do a review and have to listen to it over and over again 'cause, at that point, I guess I've built up a kind of relationship with it, you might say. So... Todd: ...don't think you know what's going on the list. Remember, I review a song based on how much comedy material I can wring out of it, but I put a song on the list because I never want to hear it again. And once I finish this list, I am never listening to any of these, so let's give a nice, solid kick in the ass goodbye to... Clip of Ke$ha - "Blow", which serves as the interlude through the countdown Ke$ha: This place about to blow-oh-oh-oh Todd (VO): The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2011! Ke$ha: This place about to blow...
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