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Darth Shitonus (pronounced Shit-on-us) was the stupidest and first (or so he thought, but he was actually suffering from seizures that made him think he was even Force sensitive) Dark Lord of the Sith. He was born in the year unknown and died in the year unknown, because like all Mary Sues created by seven year old children, he was immortal. For some reason unexplainable and just because some kid thought it'd be cool, Darth Shitonus trained every Sith evah, including Darth Darth Binks. All in all, Shitonus was almost as bad as Lightninny; some would argue he was even worse.

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rdf:type	Sith Character
rdfs:label	Darth Shitonus
rdfs:comment	Darth Shitonus (pronounced Shit-on-us) was the stupidest and first (or so he thought, but he was actually suffering from seizures that made him think he was even Force sensitive) Dark Lord of the Sith. He was born in the year unknown and died in the year unknown, because like all Mary Sues created by seven year old children, he was immortal. For some reason unexplainable and just because some kid thought it'd be cool, Darth Shitonus trained every Sith evah, including Darth Darth Binks. All in all, Shitonus was almost as bad as Lightninny; some would argue he was even worse.
Era	Firefly era
dcterms:subject	Loser Sith wannabes Gay people Ambiguous males Mary Sues
Apprentices	Padawan
Cyber	Probably his penis
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Eyes	Red ; black, normally, even though that's impossible
Affiliation	dbkwik:resource/OPslBzFLT4bDExZ7CfxEMQ==
Hair	Shaves all hair, including teh pubez
Name	Darth Shitonus, the Retarded One
Height	Unknown
Species	Special Ed kid
Homeworld	Tatooine because all Mary Sues are born there
Gender	Hermaphrodite
Death	Unknown
Masters	unknown
Birth	Unknown
abstract	Darth Shitonus (pronounced Shit-on-us) was the stupidest and first (or so he thought, but he was actually suffering from seizures that made him think he was even Force sensitive) Dark Lord of the Sith. He was born in the year unknown and died in the year unknown, because like all Mary Sues created by seven year old children, he was immortal. For some reason unexplainable and just because some kid thought it'd be cool, Darth Shitonus trained every Sith evah, including Darth Darth Binks. He made Revan fall to the dark side after some "persuasion" and taught Darth Nihilus how to destroy your planet, by gassy means. He also made Darth Bane fall to the dark side and forced him to create the Rule of Two, even though Drew Karpyshyn would disagree since he has two best seller novels regarding the Sith Lord. Once already, Shitonus has been PWNED by administrative punishment, also known as "Rapid entry by Jedi" or simply "getting raped". As it turns out, Shitonus had a brother named Padawan for reasons unknown, all of which must be of ultimate powah. All in all, Shitonus was almost as bad as Lightninny; some would argue he was even worse.

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