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* S,C,D, & Brokenstar walk backstage to get ready* Brokenstar: I need some more stylists in here! Tigerstar, Thistleclaw, & Silverhawk: *poof in* Brokenstar: Better. Tiger, work on Sandstorm. Try and do SOMETHING to that hair of hers. *shivers* Sandstorm: HEY! Brokenstar: Thistle, you work on Cinderpelt. I'll work on.... Daisy. *ominous music* Silverhawk: What about me? Brokenstar: Oh yeah! Go get me a latte. 3 creams, 2 sugars. Ciao! Silverhawk: *sigh* Brokenstar: *looks at Daisy* Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Okay, this might hurt a little... Brokenstar: *puts away chainsaw* Done! Daisy: *looks at herself in the mirror* Ooh, boi, I look HOT. Ain't NOBODY gon resist THIS. Tigerstar: *still working on Sandstorm* Oh, I bet you she-cats do INteresting things. You must lead INteresting lives. Now lets dip our pawwies in the water! (Name THAT reference!) Sandstorm: This manicure is LOVELY, Tiger-poo! Tigerstar: Why THANK you, Sandy-poo! Brokenstar: Uh.. Tigerstar, is she done yet? Tigerstar: Oh, Sandy-poo, he's right! Come on, let's get your dress for the fashion show! Sandstorm: Yes, Tiger-poo, yes! *skips off with Tigerstar* Thistleclaw: Boss! Whaddya think? *shows Brokenstar Cinderpelt's makeover* Brokenstar: *winces* *fake smile* Oh, it's quite... INTERESTING, Thistleclaw. Thistleclaw: YOU REALLY THINK SO???!!! Cinderpelt: *cracks knuckles* Let's get this show on the road, boys. Berrynose: Hello, hello, hello! Toms and she-cats, kits and apprentices, cats of all Clans and ages, welsome to the LETS IMPRESS FIRESTAR FASHION SHOW!! Crowd: *cheers* Berrynose: And I'm your host, BERRYNOSE!! Crowd: ....... Berrynose: Hmph. On with the show! First up is, the one, the only, theeeee... SANDSTORM OF THUNDERCLAN! Crowd: *cheers politely* Sandstorm: *walks out onto catwalk* Berrynose: Sandstorm is wearing a flowy, blue sundress with light green trim. Just look at how itt complements her eyes! Sandstorm: *blows kisses* Berrynose: Okay, now leave! You're weird and obsessed with Firestar! Sandstorm: *hiss* *walks away* Berrynose: Hokay, now fooooor Daisy!!!! Daisy: *walks out in a bikini* Crowd: X.X Squirrelflight: MY EYES!!!!! Berrynose: Uh, Daisy's wearing a hot pink bikini with... wait, are those little Firestar heads on it??!!! Daisy: You know dat's right, boi! Firestar: Who designed that???!! Onestar: *shifty eyes* Berrynose: Uh... you can go now, Daisy. Daisy: BIG JUICY'S COMIN TO TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone: ;___; Daisy: *walks off while shaking her butt simultaneously* Berrynose: *wipes sweat from forehead* Okay, now that that's over, here comes... CINDERPELT!!!!! Crowd: *goes wild* Littlecloud: *holds up huge sign that says CINDERPELT IS HOT* WHOOOOOO!! I LOVE YOU BABYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cinderpelt: *walks out in fairy costume* Berrynose: Cinderpelt is in a light green tank top with a forest green skirt with white skinny tights and pink fairy wings (provided by Toys 'R' Us) Cinderpelt: *blows kisses to Firestar* Firestar: *blushes* *winks* Berrynose: Uh, that's good, Cinderpelt. Cinderpelt: *glares at him* I'm HANDICAPPED! I do what I want, bro! Berrynose: Give it up for CINDERPELT! Crowd: *goes crazy* Cinderpelt: *walks away* Berrynose: Okay, let's give our judge time to vote. Audience, you can call 1-866-FIRESTAR. Remember, that's 1-86-- Crowd: WE GET IT!! *pulls out their iphones* Berrynose: The votes are in, cats. Who will win? The cream, the yellow, or the gray? The sand, the daisy, or the cinder? No matter. Dim the lights. Here we go. Ryan Seacrest: HEY!!! THAT'S MY LINE!!! Berrynose: And the winner of Let's Impress Firestar Fashion Show iiiiiiiis......
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