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| - "Stand By Your Man" is the biggest hit song of the late, legendary country singer Tammy Wynette's career. The song, which was co-written by Wynette and Billy Sherrill and originally recorder by Wynette, has become one of the most covered songs in country music. The song was spoofed on Sesame Street as "Stand By Your Can," performed by Hammy Swinette, a porcine parody of Wynette who, with the help of a Muppet trash can, urges people to put their trash in a can.
- Stand By Your Man is a song by Tammy Wynette, it was covered by The Dresden Dolls.
- As we join the girls in this installment, we see Rose letting Dreyfuss and his babies out the front door after having them over. Once they're gone she talks about how wonderful dogs are to have around. Blanche enters the living room, upset because she doesn't have a date. Dorothy says she is going to the library and asks if Blanche would like to come with her. Blanche accepts and the two go to the library together. Once there, Dorothy goes to find books while Blanche is more interested in talking to a man, Ted, that is there. The two of them make a date and when he goes to leave, Blanche realizes he is in a wheelchair. Later that afternoon, at home, Blanche wonders aloud if she should break off the date with Ted. Dorothy convinces her to go on the date and Blanche says she needs a chaperon
- Alvin: Lovepuddle, I was just being sociable. Brittany: Really, what about winking at Miss Piggy? Alvin: I had something in my eye! Brittany: Well, I can't sing "Stand By Your Man" to a two-timing gigolo! I, I just don't think Tammy Wynette would approve. Alvin: Look, Tammy happens to be a very closer, personal friend of mine. And she told me. Tammy: What's all this ruckus? Alvin: Ha ha ha, Tammy! Tammy: Who are you? Brittany: He's a very closer, personal friend of yours. Alvin: Well, will you look at the time? Bye! Brittany: Oh! Tammy: What's the problem honey? Tammy: Brittany. Tammy: Hon. Yeah right. Ha!
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| - As we join the girls in this installment, we see Rose letting Dreyfuss and his babies out the front door after having them over. Once they're gone she talks about how wonderful dogs are to have around. Blanche enters the living room, upset because she doesn't have a date. Dorothy says she is going to the library and asks if Blanche would like to come with her. Blanche accepts and the two go to the library together. Once there, Dorothy goes to find books while Blanche is more interested in talking to a man, Ted, that is there. The two of them make a date and when he goes to leave, Blanche realizes he is in a wheelchair. Later that afternoon, at home, Blanche wonders aloud if she should break off the date with Ted. Dorothy convinces her to go on the date and Blanche says she needs a chaperone. Dorothy adamantly refuses but Sophia agrees after she is blackmailed into it by Blanche. Rose enters and says that Harry, Dreyfuss' owner, is willing to give her one of the puppies from Dreyfuss' litter. Both Dorothy and Blanche refuse because there is no place to keep it and no one to take care of it. After Blanche leaves, Rose brings the puppy, Bingo, out and shows it to Dorothy. Rose is determined to have the animal. Later that evening, at Ted's place, Sophia poses as Blanche's grandmother. Blanche, uncomfortable at first, begins to relax and she and Ted have a wonderful evening. Ted wants to be alone with Blanche, so they get his chauffeur to drive Sophia home. The next morning, Dorothy enters the kitchen and complains to Rose about the puppy and how much of a mess it is making. She says the animal isn't going to work out. Blance walks in, just getting home. She tells them of the wonderful time she had the last night and how she thinks she will keep seeing Ted. Blanche leaves but re-enters after having found one of her shoes mauled by the dog. Later that week, Blanche enters the kitchen, saying that Ted is coming back from a week long trip to Philadelphia and how she doesn't know if she can continue her relationship with him. She doesn't know what to do because with him being gone she had not had to make any decisions regarding their relationship. Rose and Dorothy convince her to see him. Later that day, Rose comes home to find all the girls in the kitchen. She asks who locked Bingo up in the garage and Blanche tells her she did it because Ted was coming over. Dorothy finally convinces Rose that the puppy needs care that cannot be provided. Rose finds a program that assigns the elderly with a pet and gives Bingo away. Meanwhile, Ted arrives and Blanche goes to greet him. She tells him that the wheelchair thing doesn't really bother her and that she really wanths to further the relationship. Blanche proposes they go some place romantic for a little while and Ted informs her he has to go back to Philadelphia. After he tells her this, she finds out that he is married and breaks it off with him, calling him "a jerk in a wheelchair".
- Alvin: Lovepuddle, I was just being sociable. Brittany: Really, what about winking at Miss Piggy? Alvin: I had something in my eye! Brittany: Well, I can't sing "Stand By Your Man" to a two-timing gigolo! I, I just don't think Tammy Wynette would approve. Alvin: Look, Tammy happens to be a very closer, personal friend of mine. And she told me. Tammy: What's all this ruckus? Alvin: Ha ha ha, Tammy! Tammy: Who are you? Brittany: He's a very closer, personal friend of yours. Alvin: Well, will you look at the time? Bye! Brittany: Oh! Tammy: What's the problem honey? Brittany: Well, I'm having a little trouble with your song. Well, you see Alvin's just not the kind of man you want to stand by. He never remembers birthdays, except him own, and he's always late for dates. And, well he's, he's he's just a faultless furball! Tammy: Look honey. Why don't you give the song a try and I'll give you a little couching. Brittany: Sometimes it's hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one rat Tammy: Brittany. Brittany: You'll have bad times, and he'll have good times Tammy: Hon. Brittany: Doin' things that you don't understand But if you love him, you'll forgive him Yeah right. Even though he's hard to understand And if you love him, be proud of him Ha! 'Cause after all he's just a, he's just a jerk! Tammy: Control your anger honey. Brittany: Stand by your man, give him two arms to cling to And something warm to come to Like an old hot water bottle Stand by your man, and show the world you love him Keep giving all the love you can Stand by your man But Tammy, last week I saw him with another girl. Tammy: Ah, why that two-timing louse. Brittany: So, what should I do? Tammy: Dump him. Brittany: But I, I thought you said stand by your man? Tammy: I said man, not weasel and only if he stands by you. Does he leave the towel seat up? Brittany: Ah, always. And he always puts his stinky feet on my furniture. Tammy: So did my old boyfriend. Brittany: Ah but you know Tammy, I, I love him. Tammy: Who? My old boyfriend? Brittany: Ha, no. Alvin! Alvin: I knew it! Brittany: Ah, Alvin! Alvin: That's right. I heard the whole thing. You're crazy about me. Stinky feet and all. Face it Brittany, I'm irresistible. Tammy: Brittany? Brittany: I know. Tammy & Brittany: Dump him. Alvin: What!? Wait a minute. I do know your birthday. It's January, right? March? Come on! Give me a hint. Is it in the first half of the year?
- "Stand By Your Man" is the biggest hit song of the late, legendary country singer Tammy Wynette's career. The song, which was co-written by Wynette and Billy Sherrill and originally recorder by Wynette, has become one of the most covered songs in country music. The song was spoofed on Sesame Street as "Stand By Your Can," performed by Hammy Swinette, a porcine parody of Wynette who, with the help of a Muppet trash can, urges people to put their trash in a can.
- Stand By Your Man is a song by Tammy Wynette, it was covered by The Dresden Dolls.
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