This is an abridged semi-history of the Holy Martian Empire, primarily focusing on sex, violence, and religion, just like most other histories of ANYTHING. For a full history, containing all of the boring details, see the Encyclopedia Galactica, Volume MCCCLXVII, Sub-volume 50, pages 367-9854. For another good history, see this page.
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| - This is an abridged semi-history of the Holy Martian Empire, primarily focusing on sex, violence, and religion, just like most other histories of ANYTHING. For a full history, containing all of the boring details, see the Encyclopedia Galactica, Volume MCCCLXVII, Sub-volume 50, pages 367-9854. For another good history, see this page.
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Formation
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conventional long name
| - The Great, Holy, and Everlasting Holy Empire of the Holy Red Planet. We're Holy!
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leader titles
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national heros
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favourite pastime
| - Abduction, probing, implanting, cattle mutilation
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Major Exports
| - Implanted trackers, paranoid conspiracy theorists, and memories that are only remembered under hypnosis
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Major Imports
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Currency
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national anthem
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official languages
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national motto
| - Reges Martis Sacri Semper Vivebunt, Lupae!
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image map
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government type
| - Dictatorial Religulocracy
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Religion
| - N'dl L'd Wr'shp, S'ntl'gii, Martian Catholic
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native name
| - Kth'tn'kh'a vk'dfr'gg m'fgf'ld're dg'gv'd'bd'sv'hsv fn'rd'js't duk r'wd'hsg'fdg'bg. Fn'kkf'g l'kk!
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image coat
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leader names
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Largest City
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Capital
| - Mount Olympus, but not the Greek one.
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image flag
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Common name
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favourite object name
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favourite object title
| - Favorite TV shows
- Most Popular Authors
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| - This is an abridged semi-history of the Holy Martian Empire, primarily focusing on sex, violence, and religion, just like most other histories of ANYTHING. For a full history, containing all of the boring details, see the Encyclopedia Galactica, Volume MCCCLXVII, Sub-volume 50, pages 367-9854. For another good history, see this page.
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