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| - When starting a new Unicyclopedia, make sure you keep in the following:
* YOU actually know what it says
* others might have the slightest chance at trying You can make it easy or complicated: Easy: I lyek cheze pitza Hard: Y Monavia Ela Travor They both mean I like cheese pizza, but some might not know that Yo le seducirá y lamer su pezón hasta que a su vez el vodka However, there are some tips to keep in mind for starting a Uncyclopedia in another language:
* ¡Para el español, usted necesitará un lápiz y una cerveza!
* Em português, precisará de um lápis! Não precisa apontá-lo, se não quiser...
* Achtung! Für Deutsch benötigen Sie einen Bleistift. Gesundheit!
* Per italiano, avrete bisogno di una matita! e una pizza!
* Mmmm... pizza! Grazie!
* Husk å spise litt vossafår før du starter
* En français, vous aurez besoin d'un crayon!
* A crayon??? Oh la la... when will they ever grow up???
* Si vous parlez canadien, vous avez besoin de deux stylos, l'un anglais et l'autre français, hein?
* You need two pens, one in each language? What is this, hoseheads, the Canadian swivel service???
* Você precisa de dois làpis, um em cada idioma? O que é isto, o serviço civil canadense??
* Like, beauty eh?
* Tipo, bonito, né?
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* Hoy, mga ulol! Kung gusto mo ng Tagalog o Filipino dito, isuksuk mo ang lapis sa puwet mo.
* 你是白痴。我希望你慢慢死,但快点下地狱。你觉得我很笨吗?
* 君痴者也。期緩死矣,故速亡之下。君何思吾之愚笨也?
* 你是腦部受傷導致智商不足的四肢動物。我迫切的期許你將生物離去的速度減緩,但將速度調快下至犯過多錯誤的處裡地方。你感受到我極度智商過低嗎?
* და ქართული და ჯანდაბაშია?
* Sā, thawā Sundipedia chi On Fān ni do se-nokke pha? Jue fata chi ruthusi fān.
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* AAA!AAAAAAAAAAA,AAAAAAAAA?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
* De gustibus non est disputandum.
* A może by tak polskojęzyczną kto zrobił? A nie, już jest :D
* Pentru unciclopedia moldovenească aveţi nevoie de trei creioane: unul care scrie în română, unul în moldovenească, şi altul în moldovenească chirilică.
* Einen Bleistift! Haben Sie nicht zugehört?
* Guasketa lenguatajikara goketo penxilonara dioi.
* In het Nederlands heb je een potlood nodig en klompen. En molens. En dan de hele dag wiet roken.
* Lietuviškai, reikia pieštuko.
* Neva gerai, ar ne?
* Paristot eivät sisälly hintaan. Ei saa jäädyttää uudelleen.
* I Sverige är det bäst att du hittar en blyertspenna. I Sovjetsverige hittar pennan DIG!!
* Alo šabani, a šta je sa srpskim? Jel treba neka olovka ili šta?
* ГЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ? ГЫ!!!!!!! А где русский?
* хочу створити інциклопедію на українській мові. Як цю біду зареєструвати?
* А пачему нет Олбанского, олбанского паему нет. Народ скандирует о-о-о-лбанский, о-о-о-лбансгий !!!
* Татарча Юкциплопедияне ничек ясарга?
* Беларускі езык тожа должан быць!!!
* Bəlkə Azərbaycanca Yoxsiklopediyanı yaratmağa bağırsaq nazikdir? This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages: Other Uncyclopedias ang:ar:ast:be-x-old:bg:bn:bs:ca:cs:da:de:el:[[en:]]eo:es:et:fa:fi:fr:got:he:hr:hu:id:it:ja:jv:ko:km:la:lb:li:lo:lt:lv:mg:mk:ms:nap:nl:no:oc:pl:pt:ro:ru:sk:sl:sr:su:sv:th:tl:tr:uk:vi:yi:zh:zh-hk:zh-tw:
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