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| - When people have to share a living space funny situations are bound to happen, and when you factor in sex things are bound to get messy, so many roommates have a signal that tells their roommate not to come in when things are hot and heavy. In other words, they've been Sexiled, and once this is established we are often treated to the sight of the one being Sexiled sitting around waiting to be let back in. Of course, breaking a Sexile is a prime opportunity for hilarity to ensue.
- This sexiling contract becomes effective on move-in day and is between _______________ and _______________. Both parties have come to college ostensibly to learn, but furthermore to get laid. THEREFORE, it is agreed that the undersigned agree to be considerate with respect to privacy when sex is a possibility. A. To give a clear signal; be it by sock on the doorknob, post-it, text message, or pre-determined whiteboard code. B. To refrain from causing permanent damange to the room, particularly with regard to the sexilee's bed. C. Thoroughly cleaning any stray fluids. III. SEXILED PARTY'S RIGHTS
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| - When people have to share a living space funny situations are bound to happen, and when you factor in sex things are bound to get messy, so many roommates have a signal that tells their roommate not to come in when things are hot and heavy. In other words, they've been Sexiled, and once this is established we are often treated to the sight of the one being Sexiled sitting around waiting to be let back in. Common visual shorthand usually includes some item being placed on the doorknob or directly outside the door. Common variants include a tie or hair scrunchy, though people may develop their own personal signals that range from the mundane to the outrageous. Of course, breaking a Sexile is a prime opportunity for hilarity to ensue.
- This sexiling contract becomes effective on move-in day and is between _______________ and _______________. Both parties have come to college ostensibly to learn, but furthermore to get laid. THEREFORE, it is agreed that the undersigned agree to be considerate with respect to privacy when sex is a possibility. Each of the undersigned may request privacy in the shared living quarters (hereafter "dorm room") a maximum of ten (10) times per 10-week semester with a maximum of two (2) times per week. Heretofore, this shall be known as the "sexiling." Any overnight sexiling shall count twice against the semester total. Furthermore, it is agreed: A. To give a clear signal; be it by sock on the doorknob, post-it, text message, or pre-determined whiteboard code. B. To refrain from causing permanent damange to the room, particularly with regard to the sexilee's bed. C. Thoroughly cleaning any stray fluids. D. To reward the sexiled party for his trouble. For females this can include the promise of laundry, presents, quality time, or other favors. For males this can include such perks as not insulting the sexiled party's girlfriend's teeth. III. SEXILED PARTY'S RIGHTS A. The sexiled party shall receive one 'veto' per semester, hereafter known as the "dude, are you blind?" clause. B. A clear time for the guest's departure will be negotiated and agreed upon before sexilation begins. C. If one party is consistently sexiled, but never a sexiler, he shall receive no compensation for his trouble. The onus shall be upon him to not be a pussy. A. There is to be no sexiling during the periods known as "finals," "midterms," or when an important paper is due. B. No party may be awoken from slumber to be sexiled. The sexiler may proceed with the sex, but if the potential sexiled party is awoken, he shall be given full watching and whistling privileges. A. If one party exceeds their sexile quota, some sort of reimbursement, such as alcohol or chicken wings, can be negotiated beforehand. B. If the sexiler brings home two "guests," all previous rules are off. Any decent roommate should be happy to make whatever sacrifice is necessary to facilitate this scenario, but he or she will be reimbursed with graphic details. C. If both parties request sexilation on the same night, the party with the hotter partner gets first dibs. If the hotter guest cannot be decided, the roommate with the top bunk gets preference. If there are no bunk beds, a simple coin toss shall decide which of the undersigned will receive sexiling privileges and which will be complaining for years to come. Roommate Signature __________________________________ Date: ______________ Roommate Signature __________________________________ Date: ______________
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