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An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

It had been a hard day's grind down at the office. Digby had been working non-stop all through the morning. As soon as he'd set foot in the place at 9 o'clock he was straight down to work, solving the mystery of who'd stolen his Terry's Chocolate Orange. By 10 o clock the culprit, Terry, had been found and lynched. Digby had worked up quite a sweat, and decided to ignore the ransom note on his screen, forwarded to him by the turkish militants holding his boss, and log on to MSN.

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  • The Monster From Space!!
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  • It had been a hard day's grind down at the office. Digby had been working non-stop all through the morning. As soon as he'd set foot in the place at 9 o'clock he was straight down to work, solving the mystery of who'd stolen his Terry's Chocolate Orange. By 10 o clock the culprit, Terry, had been found and lynched. Digby had worked up quite a sweat, and decided to ignore the ransom note on his screen, forwarded to him by the turkish militants holding his boss, and log on to MSN.
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  • It had been a hard day's grind down at the office. Digby had been working non-stop all through the morning. As soon as he'd set foot in the place at 9 o'clock he was straight down to work, solving the mystery of who'd stolen his Terry's Chocolate Orange. By 10 o clock the culprit, Terry, had been found and lynched. Digby had worked up quite a sweat, and decided to ignore the ransom note on his screen, forwarded to him by the turkish militants holding his boss, and log on to MSN. After several frustrating seconds of that ditzy green torso revolving on the spot he was in. Almost as soon as he'd set his status to "Receing Oral Sex:(Typing may be inconsistent and irratic)", he was bombarded with a message. The conversation window smacked his montior like a fist as it popped up, cracking the screen. It was from a close friend of Digby, 'Lord Maguire the Extensively Eyebrowed'. They'd met during the war, when Digby had saved Maguire from an unexploded eyebrow-trimmer. Digby smiled fondly, peering closer to his computer screen (now in two bits) he read the message his pal had written to him. "I'm great Lor-" Digby stopped writing. Something most peculiar had occured, his keyboard had emitted a sound for no reason. Upon looking down he realised his space bar was making a growling noise. Deciding it was a mechanical fault he continued. But the noise persisted. With every subsequent strike of the space bar the noise grew louder until eventually Digby's finger was given a sharp eletric shock as it went to press down the indignant key. This was highly absurd and Digby hastened to ask Maguire's opinion of the matter. "By the way, would you have any ideas to why is my space bar growling at me?
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