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Presumably born and raised in the town of Caesarea, in modern day Israel, in the early 1st century AD or late 1st century BC, Jesus had a difficult time living down the infamy of his father Samuel the chicken-stealer and his crimes, earning him the ire of the local Roman legions. Therefore, to remain a free man, he travelled throughout the known world (such as Albion, travelling across the river of Mersey) under the protection of his uncle Aaron, eventually ending up in India. Despite his difficult upbringing, he developed a serene and peaceful nature, and preached such virtues openly, making friendships with other immigrants such as Erin the shopkeeper

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rdfs:label	Jesus of Caesarea
rdfs:comment	Presumably born and raised in the town of Caesarea, in modern day Israel, in the early 1st century AD or late 1st century BC, Jesus had a difficult time living down the infamy of his father Samuel the chicken-stealer and his crimes, earning him the ire of the local Roman legions. Therefore, to remain a free man, he travelled throughout the known world (such as Albion, travelling across the river of Mersey) under the protection of his uncle Aaron, eventually ending up in India. Despite his difficult upbringing, he developed a serene and peaceful nature, and preached such virtues openly, making friendships with other immigrants such as Erin the shopkeeper
dcterms:subject	Characters Series X
Appearances	RD: Lemons
Origin	Earth
Actor	dbkwik:resource/l9M81IfaiLZ8gbM1UNS4IA==
Name	Jesus of Caesarea
alteregos	Jesus of Nazareth
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Family	Rachael the fornicator , Samuel the chicken-stealer , Uncle Aaron
Race	Human
abstract	Presumably born and raised in the town of Caesarea, in modern day Israel, in the early 1st century AD or late 1st century BC, Jesus had a difficult time living down the infamy of his father Samuel the chicken-stealer and his crimes, earning him the ire of the local Roman legions. Therefore, to remain a free man, he travelled throughout the known world (such as Albion, travelling across the river of Mersey) under the protection of his uncle Aaron, eventually ending up in India. Despite his difficult upbringing, he developed a serene and peaceful nature, and preached such virtues openly, making friendships with other immigrants such as Erin the shopkeeper When the Red Dwarf crew arrived in India in 23 AD, they mistook him for Jesus of Nazareth, and were surprised to meet and interact with him. While enjoying a meal in his company, the Roman legionaries finally caught up with Jesus, and the Dwarfers helped make good his escape, eventually resorting to teleporting him back to the future with them. Although dazzled by all the sights of Red Dwarf, he was most impressed with the marvellous invention of the bag. He admitted to the others however that he has for several weeks been suffering the presence of a demon, which Kryten diagnosed as an impacted kidney stone. In order to save his life, the Dwarfers operated on him and restored him back to full health. While recovering, Jesus came across a history book, and was horrified to find out about all the wars that were waged in the name of Christianity. Desperate to change his future, he decided to sneak back to the past and ruin his reputation and so prevent the birth of the new religion, openly proclaiming his lack of respect for the Ten Commandments. Dismayed at the potential of a world without Christmas, the Dwarfers pursued him and Lister attempted to get Jesus to change his mind, only for them to learn that he was in fact not the Jesus after all. Realizing their mistake, they bade Jesus farewell, giving him a small suggestion about putting his future knowledge to good use. Taking to this, Jesus sought out his fortune as the world's first ever bag manufacturer.

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