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| - :Stan: [Attempting to explain how Adam & Eve's son has a wife] Steve, guys like Cain always end up with the girl. Scratch that, still makes no sense. Uh, um, might have to come back to that one.
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:Steve: No dad, crazy baloney is real. It's called pepperoni.
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:[Stan regains his religion after Steve proves a ship as large as the hypothetical Noah's ark actually does exist]
:Francine: [Happily] Stan, you're back!
:Stan: Of course I am, and better than ever.
:[The family laughs as Stan poses in victory]
:Stan: I was hopeless for so long, but now I can see that God was only testing the strength of my faith.
:Francine: [Embracing him] And you passed the test.
:Stan: I did, so he revealed to me, though his instrument Steve, the location of the new ark.
:Francine: [Realizing what is about to come] Oh, no.
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:Stan: [Outside in the rain] Look out, world, God and Stan are back together again!
:Roger: [From inside of the house] It's not official 'til you change your Facebook status!
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:[Stan dumps Klaus overboard from the "Ark" into the water]
:Klaus: [As he falls] You dipshit, there are fucking sharks in there!
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