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Express kidnapping holidays are a recent innovation, conceived in 1986 by US Representative Mario Biaggi. He coined the early form of the holiday packages, which would include a surprise pickup by hotel staff, followed by a consultancy period with unaware family members while the client is left with an untrained masseuse in a dark basement. Later revisions included skipping the family altogether, and concluding with a trip to the nearest convenience store with an ATM to make a large cash withdrawal to make the client feel good. Biaggi later suggested that there be an emergency PIN system on ATMs in case the client wishes to end their holiday early. As such, Congress has been slow to address this change due to the leisure industry not being a priority, even when the suggestion was raised ag

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  • Express kidnapping holidays are a recent innovation, conceived in 1986 by US Representative Mario Biaggi. He coined the early form of the holiday packages, which would include a surprise pickup by hotel staff, followed by a consultancy period with unaware family members while the client is left with an untrained masseuse in a dark basement. Later revisions included skipping the family altogether, and concluding with a trip to the nearest convenience store with an ATM to make a large cash withdrawal to make the client feel good. Biaggi later suggested that there be an emergency PIN system on ATMs in case the client wishes to end their holiday early. As such, Congress has been slow to address this change due to the leisure industry not being a priority, even when the suggestion was raised ag
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  • Express kidnapping holidays are a recent innovation, conceived in 1986 by US Representative Mario Biaggi. He coined the early form of the holiday packages, which would include a surprise pickup by hotel staff, followed by a consultancy period with unaware family members while the client is left with an untrained masseuse in a dark basement. Later revisions included skipping the family altogether, and concluding with a trip to the nearest convenience store with an ATM to make a large cash withdrawal to make the client feel good. Biaggi later suggested that there be an emergency PIN system on ATMs in case the client wishes to end their holiday early. As such, Congress has been slow to address this change due to the leisure industry not being a priority, even when the suggestion was raised again in 2010.
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