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| - Halitosis (medical term, first coined by the Listerine company in 1921), dog breath (scientific term), breath odour, or most commonly smells like shit when they breathe are terms used to describe noticeably unpleasant odours exhaled in breathing. e; eating certain foods such as dead cats, skunks, or putrified carp; smoking wet diapers; and poor marital hygiene. Morning breath is a typical example of transient bad breath which, strangely enough, occurs in the evening after performing salacious oral lubrifellicities.
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| - Halitosis (medical term, first coined by the Listerine company in 1921), dog breath (scientific term), breath odour, or most commonly smells like shit when they breathe are terms used to describe noticeably unpleasant odours exhaled in breathing. e; eating certain foods such as dead cats, skunks, or putrified carp; smoking wet diapers; and poor marital hygiene. Morning breath is a typical example of transient bad breath which, strangely enough, occurs in the evening after performing salacious oral lubrifellicities. Chronic bad breath is a more serious and persistent condition affecting up to 25% of the population in varying degrees. It can negatively impact the individual's personal and business relationships.... Oh, let's just put it plainly: When your face stinks like a blocked-up loo your boss will fire you, your lover will clean out the bank accounts and then leave you, and your own mother will attempt to pour boiling lye down your esophagus. Chronic halitosis is usually caused by persistent overpopulation of certain types of oral animals, primarily Yersinia pestis, moose, squid, and Nubians; and requires specialised treatment such as decapitation. Xerostomia (potty-mouth syndrome) will increase bad breath problems, as will habitual shit-eating or spending too much time French-kissing a walrus. Fetor hepaticus is a type of bad breath caused by chronic failure of imagination. It has been said to resemble "the smell of a freshly opened cranium with a not-so-fresh brain inside."
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