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| - A scene goes in a bar in the Bedrock with a drunk and pregnant Nia. She founded a note to meet someone in the back, which turns out to be her old housemate, Sandy. Sandy warns her about someone coming after her, but she refuses to leave, since he found love with Good/Bad Cop. So a mystery guest chases Nia and Sandy with a gun, as the two were in danger. As they got in their car, they accidently hit Good/Bad Cop. Meanwhile, 6 months ago, as the Drawn Together gang was in a game with the Jew Producer, Foxxy notices that they was,nt censored. But she couldn't do it alone, so she tried asking her housemates, but they couldn't do it alone, so they called the Nicktoons. As the Nicktoons met the DT gang at their house, the Network Head busted though the ceiling, while the Magophoidbot kidnapped some Nicktoons, and they needed the remainders to save them. So one their way they had a rough path of adult stuff. As they was being chased by the Network Head, Calamitous, the Magophoidbot, Blake, Luciano, and the syndicate,Ice Cube,Chris Tucker,Jontron,and Juan Dela Cruz are walking in the woods and meet The Nicktoons and the DT gang. Then the Nicktoons and the DT gang accidently hit and kill Lego Superman, with their van, then Lego Green Latern says "Without you, my life has no meaning", then kills himself.Ice Cube and Chris Tucker get worried and say "DAAAAMMMNNN",Juan Dela Cruz also criticizes to the developers how dark the plot is mainly because this is his first appearance. Back at the headquarters the Network Head shares a back story of why he wants to kill the DT gang, when his wife and daughter, both died in a car accident from a Drawn Together Poster. Back in the woods, Nia and Toots drive off with the van, While Clara, Hero, Xandlir, Ling-Ling, Sam, AVGN, Feliciano, and Emmet went to Clara's kingdom to prove, when Clara refuses that she's not a real disney princess, while the others are arguing.Chris Tucker stops the argument and gets everyone to stop. At Clara's kingdom, as she comes to the front door, the rhino guards refused to let them though, but Clara got though anyway. As she greets everyone, until the REAL disney princess (which is also a combination of Ariel and Belle) came with the REAL king that's not Clara's father. As Clara, tries to prove that she a real disney princess, but the REAL princess made a point to the citizen. Saying that at least her vagina is not hideous, tentacled, French male monster. So as she pushes the real princess over, they were all in the dungeon. Clara tried to sing to attract the woodland creatures, but then yells at Xandlir for interupting. As the king heard Clara, he came and saw everything. So Clara grabs the king, but the rhino guards got angry and chopped her arms off. Then 5 minutes later, as she uses the torches to get back at the rhino guards, but they got their axes and killed Clara (which she's not playable anymore after this scene), while the others escaped. As they stoled a horse carriage, they escaped, but ISRAEL camed and erased the horses, causing them to roll down a cliff. As ISRAEL, checked back with the Network Head to see what to do now, then erases Clara's kingdom and everyone that was in it.Juan is bored and decides to head to the Bedrock with Jontron while the Nicktoons do their thing for a while. At the bar, they found Nia and Toots having sex with Romano and the others. While Nia's pregnant, Sandy and Romano licks/kisses Nia's belly. While Feliciano warns Romano not to have sex. As they get inside,Juan accidentally bumps into a guy and everyone notices (Unlike Maria where she is a strong girl,Juan is weak).Juan gets beaten up and both Juan and Jon run out. Then they roll back to the scene at the beginning, after Sandy and Nia have sex, they run out the door from the killer, who is revealed to be Emily Jones. As Felicano founded ISRAEL and says "LOOK OUT", as he grabs Sandy, Nia, and Toots, then the eraser bomb erases Romano, then the whole bar. Fortunatly the bar is erased. Luckily Juan, Jon, Feliciano, Sandy, Nia, and Toots escaped on time. As the Nicktoons and the DT gang heads to he Suck my taint show set. As she was a fan of the Drawn Together TV series and the Nicktoons Unite games. So Spanky asked why is her rocket ship plugged into a cow's butt. As she says it's a fece-powered rocket ship. So as they head to Make-A-Point Land, they saw a mountain with a middle finger, a toilet paper cop chasing a poop criminal, Abraham Lincoln having sex with a turtle. A penis with eyeballs with the nuts as the body, and a lady with big balls. As they took a tour, they saw a penis-tornado with Foxxy's son. Then they had to thelp the Giant-who-shits-into-his-own-mouth. As they went into the castle, they met the wizard. The wizard makes a point to them and present them with a box. But when Spanky remembered the stuff about the fece-powered rocket, the penis-tornado, and the dinosaur with boners. Saying that maybe they shouldn't open the box, because he likes being disgusting for no reason.Then Jon mentions if we can just go to the final boss already. As Jon tooked the box, then Wooldoor and him started fighting over it, until when they opened it, it had a eraser bomb in it, as it explodes, erasing both Wooldoor and Jontron from existance. As Toots exclaimed "What the fuck, Wizard". As the wizard explains what happened. And it reveals that Suck-my-Taint Girl was evil, working for the Network Head as The Network Head, Luciano, Calamitous, the Magophoidbot, ISRAEL, and Blake shows up.Maria suddenly shows up to Juan, and Blake trys to propose to her.Maria gets upset and attacks Blake and tells the Nicktoons and DT gang to fight. As they all were fighting, until when they are all tied up, Xandlir makes a point to ISRAEL about the Network Head being a bully to her. Then she slams the Network Head into spikes. However, it reveals that he has a bunch of erased bomb tied to his chest and stomach, causing ISRAEL to scream and jump out the window. As Nia shoots opens her womb and shoot the baby, as it gave the knockout punch to the Network Head. As the SMT girl grabs the remote to destory us, but Ice Cube tackles her down to take it. As he tells the Nicktoons and the DT gang to leave. But the wizard said "Uh, they just left like 5 minutes ago". Then the wizard makes a point to Ice Cube and SMT girl, then when they accidently drop the remote, Ice Cube says "FUCK YOU SUCK-MY-TAINT GIRL", as eraser bombs erases Ice Cube, SMT girl, the Magophoidbot, The Network Head, Blake, Calamitous, and Luciano. While the Nicktoons and the DT gang was running, Patrick has to use the can, as he stops to use the can, then says " AHHHH, I'm out of toilet paper, then Patrick gets erased. As Spongebob screams "Patrick, NOOOOOOO". As Danny Phantom grabws Spongebob to catch up with the others. Then as Good/Bad Cop is running, he breaks up with Nia, but gives her his penis to remember him. As the giant-who-shits-into-his-own-mouth saves them by grabbing them and putting them on his shoulder. While he running, all the Nicktoons and DT gang (minus Ling-Ling) have sex, as he jumps. Luckily, they all made it out on time (except for Ice Cube and Patrick), as Make-A-Point Land got erased. As they saw the remaining of the Drawn Together House, the giant wishes he can do something return. So as they got a new direct-to-DVD, Captain Hero didn't want to, since he thought Molly didn't survive in the explosion, but Xandlir and Ling-Ling found her. As everybody was happy, and this time Ludwig stopped Spanky from stepping on the eraser bomb. As Ludwig asks what they should do with it. Then Cosmo wanted to know what does this button do, as he press the eraser bomb. As everybody screams "COSMO, YOU IDIOT". Then as the eraser bomb erases all of them from existance. The End
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