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| - "Moshi moshi!" suddenly heard House, having the skip knocked right out of his step as he did so. Immediately afterward, House came to an abrupt halt. He then took a look around and found that his frolicking had brought him to a crossroad. Under normal circumstances, there would have been three paths available to House. Unfortunately a cave in had rendered the path that was directly in front of House inaccessible. Thus it was only possible for House to take the path that was to his left or the path that was to his right. Before House could make a decision, he found himself being greeted once more. "I wonder who that could be?" pondered House aloud as he turned towards the direction (left) from which he heard the greeting and then beheld a peculiar trio. The largest amongst the trio was a familiar sight to House, for it was simply a Brobdingnagian Ratel. The Brobdingnagian Ratel was a honey badger whose enormity was superior to the size of even the largest of lions. Amongst the populace of Nal-mosiq, the Brobdingnagian Ratel was revered as the most gung-ho of beasts. Thus House was not surprised that the other two members of the trio were individuals whom were attempting to flee the nigh-inescapable wrath of the Brobdingnagian Ratel. What House was surprised by was the aforementioned individuals' appearances. "Moshi moshi!" exuberantly hailed the short-winged individual as he scampered away from the Brobdingnagian Ratel that was tailing him and the long-winged individual. The short-winged individual was also waving the both of his hands as if he was greeting the entirety of a ship rather than House. "Moshi moshi!" "Somebody please help Gog and me!" desperately wailed the sprinting long-winged individual whom was far more aware of how dire of a situation he and the short-winged individual were in. "Hausu... (House...)" begun House as the trio drew closer and closer to him. The very moment the Brobdingnagian Ratel came within a step of House's striking distance, House took that step before practically hurling his right fist directly into the face of the Brobdingnagian Ratel. House's punch halted the momentum of the Brobdingnagian Ratel, temporarily scrunching the Brobdingnagian Ratel as it did so. Within an instant of being thrown, House's punch discharged a shock wave which both propelled the Brobdingnagian Ratel into the dark depths of the tunnel from which the Brobdingnagian Ratel had come and blew the individuals a ways up the path that had been to House's right. Afterward House blew upon his knuckles as if it were the smoldering barrel of a recently fired gun. "...Ko-ru! (...Call!)"
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