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| ShortSummary
| - 402.0
- CInterviewed a videotape of Tom DeLay for the 23rd installment of "Better Know a District." Put his honorary doctorate from Knox College on bookshelf along with pictures of TV doctors Noah Drake from General Hospital, Gregory House from House, and Cliff Huxtable from The Cosby Show. Credits list Producer Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A..
- Expressed worry about the date, and put holy water, a crucifix, and a copy of the Bible on his shelf. Once the date was nearly over, he replaced them with a stolen shrunken head and an iPod that "plays only a video of the owner's death" and Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps." He then attempted to flip the page on a calendar and received a paper cut.
- Colbert places a Highlights for Children magazine on his bookshelf in honor of the printing of its one billionth copy.
- Better Know A District: Diana DeGette from Colorado's 1st
- Apparently nothing happened, or no one remembers?
- Threat Down: "Ivy Leaguers!" , "Bad Heroin!", "U.S. Diplomats!" , "Repetitive Corporate Sponsorships!" , "Conservationists!" , "and oh, yeah, bears."
- Better Know A District: Lynn Westmoreland from Georgia's 8th; Stephen gives American flags and bibles to the audience and displays a self-waving American flag that also plays patriotic songs.
- Movies That Are Destroying America: Stephen recommends that everybody see Strangers with Candy multiple times at full price.
- Profiled a fireworks salesman in The Difference Makers; said "goodbye" to the Supreme Court; left the show in solidarity with Star Jones leaving The View.
- Stephen talks about more applicants for his new black friend, but then reconciles with Alan ; the return of "Formidable Opponent" with detaining suspected terrorists in Guantanamo Bay Naval Base; Stephen adds a Wendy's "Great Biggie" to his bookshelf, as its name was changed to "large."
- Colbert places Mort Zuckerman On Notice after U.S. News and World Report sent a fax claiming that he misstated Zuckerman's position on tax cuts. Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger: Wag - College Students.
- Citizens in Action: Fondue It Yourself. Segment with Cassie Ramoska and Ricky Faust as citizen journalists.
- Stephen celebrates his 100th episode; Stephen looks at how he has changed the world; Stone Phillips becomes the first repeat guest and faces Stephen in a Gravitas-Off rematch. This the first episode in which there is no introductory phrase before the title sequence.
- First installment of "Stephen Makes it Simple," with big government and small government.
- Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in the World Cup.
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- "Happy Birthday, America. You may be 230, but if you were a dog, you'd only be 32... but you'd be dead 'cause dogs don't live that long. This is The Colbert Report."
- "This show may be recorded for quality assurance. This... is The Colbert Report."
- "There's a vicious rumor going around that this is not The Colbert Report, but let me assure you, this is The Colbert Report."
- "And now, the ten-time winner of the Stephen Colbert Award for Journalistic Excellence, this is The Colbert Ro... Oh shit!"
- "I'm going through America's trash separating the white glass of truth from the the green glass of facts."
- "Life is a crap shoot, and I'm your loaded dice."
- "It's 6-6-6, and this show contains many satanic backmasked messages. tropeR trebloC ehT si sihT."
- "Loosen your belts, America, I'm gonna force feed you truth like grain down a goose's gullet."
- "When the world tries to shake us up, I'm America's bubble wrap."
- "By the power of Grayskull, this is The Colbert Report."
- "Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year. But what really matters is... how thick is it?"
- "This is The Colbert Report, or for our foreign viewers: THIS IS THE COLBERT REPORT!"
- "I had an acting class this week, and it's really paid off: this is The Colbert Report."
- "Still waiting for my invitation, Nicole and Keith. This is The Colbert Report."
- "We now return you to The Colbert Report, already in progress."
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