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Tits or GTFO! has been traced all the way back to ancient Egypt, where women who requested an audience of the pharaoh were required to "Expose Thine Teats or Remove Thyself!" This sashayed girlishly through history, evolving as man did, until it reached the perfection that is Tits or GTFO! Many companies have adopted the term as a marketing scheme, making men believe that if they buy the product that is being sold, it will come with tits. And of course because it forces women to take their tops off, which is something that everyone would want.

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  • Tits or GTFO!
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  • Tits or GTFO! has been traced all the way back to ancient Egypt, where women who requested an audience of the pharaoh were required to "Expose Thine Teats or Remove Thyself!" This sashayed girlishly through history, evolving as man did, until it reached the perfection that is Tits or GTFO! Many companies have adopted the term as a marketing scheme, making men believe that if they buy the product that is being sold, it will come with tits. And of course because it forces women to take their tops off, which is something that everyone would want.
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  • Tits or GTFO! has been traced all the way back to ancient Egypt, where women who requested an audience of the pharaoh were required to "Expose Thine Teats or Remove Thyself!" This sashayed girlishly through history, evolving as man did, until it reached the perfection that is Tits or GTFO! Many companies have adopted the term as a marketing scheme, making men believe that if they buy the product that is being sold, it will come with tits. And of course because it forces women to take their tops off, which is something that everyone would want. Clearly Tits or GTFO! is one of man's greatest accomplishments, along with the beer cooler and the remote control, but how exactly did the ancient Egyptians think to coin such a beautiful masterpiece in the first place? Many a scholar have deduced the origins of Tits or GTFO! but many have fallen short. Some are believed to have reached a breakthrough, only to have their theories and dreams smashed into millions of pieces, sending them into an endless spiral of pain and self-loathing that no amount of therapy will ever be able to fix. However, a select few have been able to discover the secrets of Tits or GTFO! These people call themselves the Titters.
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