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| - Television CEO: Alright, That's My Television fans, are you excited to be here? Television CEO (continued): Well you should be, because in a moment, your favorite 80's television star RGB2 will be raffling off the first, and only autograph of his long and illustrious career. Television CEO (continued): But first, some of your favorite RGB2 moments! RGB2: I hope you saved room for dessert! Dad: RGB2, "room for dessert" doesn't actually mean a whole room full of dessert! Boy: I wanna watch football! Girl: I wanna watch dancing! RGB2: Hey, come on, it's my turn to drive. Fans: (Laughs). TV: Awww.
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| - Television CEO: Alright, That's My Television fans, are you excited to be here? Television CEO (continued): Well you should be, because in a moment, your favorite 80's television star RGB2 will be raffling off the first, and only autograph of his long and illustrious career. Television CEO (continued): But first, some of your favorite RGB2 moments! RGB2: I hope you saved room for dessert! Dad: RGB2, "room for dessert" doesn't actually mean a whole room full of dessert! Boy: I wanna watch football! Girl: I wanna watch dancing! RGB2: Hey, come on, it's my turn to drive. Fans: (Laughs). Girl: (cries) My parents never let me do anything! RGB2: Well, I hope you saved room for dessert. (Gives cake to the girl, then she hugs RGB2). TV: Awww. Fans: (laughs). (RGB2 enters the room, and fans cheer). RGB2: Hey everyone I hope you saved room for dessert! (Fans cheers again). Television CEO: And now what you all been waiting for. (lady turns handle and gets a ticket). And the winning number is 2-7-5-1. Mordecai and Rigby: Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa--! Male RGB2 fan: I'll kill them! Mordecai and Rigby: ooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Hi Mr. RGB2. RGB2: Hey guys! thanks for watching the show. (He sign's box set) Here you go. Mordecai and Rigby: Thanks! (They read the box set). RGB2: (whispers) Meet me in the bathroom. RGB2: Alright thanks for coming out everyone. Thanks for being fans I love you all. Rigby: Mr. RGB2, are you in here? RGB2: Get in here, quick. Rigby: What's going on? How come you didn't sign the box set? RGB2: Look, I'm sorry about that, but I really need your help right now. Mordecai: Why? What's the matter? RGB2: I'm being held prisoner. Rigby: By who? RGB2: The studio executives. RGB2 (continued): It all started when the show became a hit. The studio kept me around for personal appearances, studio tour sightings, guest box, the works. When the series revival was announced, I had enough and turned it down. But the execs refused to let me out of my contract. I'm forced to be a prisoner of the studio for the rest of my days. Mordecai: That's so messed up! You don't have any idea how many times I've had a bad day and the only thing that would make me feel better was watching your show. Rigby: Yeah! Or how many times your show was a perfect excuse not to do my homework. Mordecai: Mr. RGB2, is there anything we can do to help? RGB2: Thanks, guys. You know I always told myself that if I ever got out of here, there's one place I'd like to go. Rigby: Where's that? RGB2: To see the Pine Mountains. Mordecai: Dude, we're gonna bust you out of here. Rigby: Yeah! And you're gonna see those mountains! Television CEO: Where's RGB2? Executive #1: He's still in the bathroom, sir. Television CEO: (heads to the bathroom door) Out of my way! (goes into the bathroom and opens a stall, only to find it empty) He's gone! RGB2: We don't have much time. They never leave me in here for more than two minutes. (opens a mini fridge of 80's Air cans and pulls one out) Mordecai: What are those? RGB2: It's air from the 80s. If I don't breathe it, I'll die.
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