abstract
| - The original book by Charles Darwin contained theories of Darwin’s that he had “observed” in “nature”. The Vatican simply lightly edited these theories until they did not resemble anything ever conceived by Charles Darwin. The following are a summary of Darwin’s theories, but without the sinful thinking.
* Species have great fertility, when married and only married lest they burn in the fires of hell.
* Populations remain the same size without any changes forever until the earth is destroyed at the 2nd Coming.
* Food resources are unlimited, and are extremely stable over time.
* An implicit struggle for survival is not necessary because God loves all of his heterosexual creatures
* In sexually reproducing species (and then again only married), generally no two individuals are identical unless they are Asian.
* Some of these variations directly impact the ability of an individual to survive in a given environment, but this is unnecessary (refer to #4).
* Much of this variation is bestowed upon individuals by God.
* There are no individuals less suited to the environment to be less likely to survive and less likely to reproduce, while individuals more suited to the environment (though there aren't any) are more likely to survive and more likely to reproduce.
* The individuals that believe solely in the teachings of the Bible are most likely to not be smited by God.
* This never changing process results in populations that stay exactly the same over time, and ultimately, after interminable generations, these variations accumulate to form no new varieties, and ultimately, no new species. And even if they did, the world will end long before any new species have time to arise.
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