Jokes are a way of getting people to like you. In fact, 99% of Illogicopedia is strung together by jokes. Believe it baby! Jokes can either be funny or unfunny. The former is successful, the latter is a big mistake on your part. If the latter is true for you, then you should really buy a joke book designed for kids and swap words around to make it for adults. And as you can tell, this article is unfunny. Therefore, it needs shooting in the head then selling for ransom. Believe it baby!
| Attributes | Values |
|---|
| rdf:type
| |
| rdfs:label
| |
| rdfs:comment
| - Jokes are a way of getting people to like you. In fact, 99% of Illogicopedia is strung together by jokes. Believe it baby! Jokes can either be funny or unfunny. The former is successful, the latter is a big mistake on your part. If the latter is true for you, then you should really buy a joke book designed for kids and swap words around to make it for adults. And as you can tell, this article is unfunny. Therefore, it needs shooting in the head then selling for ransom. Believe it baby!
- A joke is a sentence that makes people laugh.
- Jokes is a interactive Dofus guild mainly focused on helping and leveling players. Jokes provides a joyful environment for members to have a fun and make new friends.
- List of jokes in the Scott Pilgrim series.
- This is a list of voice emote jokes for each race and each gender. Because of the way player characters work, these lines are accessed via the /silly slash command. This is partially a descendant of "repeated click" responses from the Real time strategy (RTS) games, wherein you could repeatedly click on a unit and it would begin saying strange things after a few clicks. You can still get "irritation responses" from NPCs in World of Warcraft by repeatedly clicking on them. See also
* Flirt __TOC__
- Kategoria:Artykuły wymagające poprawy kategoriiJokes – książka napisana przez Buthę Sunhous. Opisuje w rubaszny sposób spojrzenie na rasy Tamriel.
- "How is your wife," asked Zalither. "She's in bed with laryngitis," replied Harlyth. "Is that Argonian bastard back in town again?" "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." "Have you seen a healer?" "No, just spots." A big Nord named Julgen was set on by a gang of thieves. He fought them furiously, but in the end, they beat him into semiconsciousness. They searched his pockets and discovered that he only had three gold pieces on him. "Do you mean to tell us you fought us like a mad lupe for three lousy gold pieces?" sneered one of the thieves. "Had to, old boy," replied Harryston. "Dead, you know."
|
| Leader
| |
| dcterms:subject
| |
| foaf:homepage
| |
| FullTitle
| |
| dbkwik:elder-scrol...iPageUsesTemplate
| |
| dbkwik:elderscroll...iPageUsesTemplate
| |
| dbkwik:lostpedia/p...iPageUsesTemplate
| |
| dbkwik:wackypedia/...iPageUsesTemplate
| |
| dbkwik:wowwiki/pro...iPageUsesTemplate
| |
| Site
| |
| Server
| |
| dbkwik:pl.elder-sc...iPageUsesTemplate
| |
| dbkwik:pl.elderscr...iPageUsesTemplate
| |
| dbkwik:guildopedia...iPageUsesTemplate
| |
| Author
| |
| Link
| |
| Title
| |
| Mixed
| |
| daggerfall/lead
| |
| abstract
| - Jokes are a way of getting people to like you. In fact, 99% of Illogicopedia is strung together by jokes. Believe it baby! Jokes can either be funny or unfunny. The former is successful, the latter is a big mistake on your part. If the latter is true for you, then you should really buy a joke book designed for kids and swap words around to make it for adults. And as you can tell, this article is unfunny. Therefore, it needs shooting in the head then selling for ransom. Believe it baby!
- A joke is a sentence that makes people laugh.
- Jokes is a interactive Dofus guild mainly focused on helping and leveling players. Jokes provides a joyful environment for members to have a fun and make new friends.
- List of jokes in the Scott Pilgrim series.
- This is a list of voice emote jokes for each race and each gender. Because of the way player characters work, these lines are accessed via the /silly slash command. This is partially a descendant of "repeated click" responses from the Real time strategy (RTS) games, wherein you could repeatedly click on a unit and it would begin saying strange things after a few clicks. You can still get "irritation responses" from NPCs in World of Warcraft by repeatedly clicking on them. See also
* Flirt __TOC__
- "How is your wife," asked Zalither. "She's in bed with laryngitis," replied Harlyth. "Is that Argonian bastard back in town again?" "I keep seeing spots before my eyes." "Have you seen a healer?" "No, just spots." A big Nord named Julgen was set on by a gang of thieves. He fought them furiously, but in the end, they beat him into semiconsciousness. They searched his pockets and discovered that he only had three gold pieces on him. "Do you mean to tell us you fought us like a mad lupe for three lousy gold pieces?" sneered one of the thieves. "No," answered Julgen. "I was afraid you were after the four hundred gold pieces in my boot." During the War of Betony, the Bretons in the Isle of Craghold were under siege for several days. After the island was liberated, Lord Bridwell found the ruins of the castle where a crowd of survivors were hidden away in the dark. It was going to be a difficult job freeing them, as part of the roof had collapsed trapping them all within. Bridwell stuck his head in the only opening and shouted to the Bretons below: "Are there any expectant mothers down there?" "It's hard to say, your Lordship," said a young woman. "We've only been down here for a few days." An elderly Breton met with a contemporary of his at a guild meeting. "Harryston, old man, I wanted to express my sympathy. I hear that you buried your wife last week." "Had to, old boy," replied Harryston. "Dead, you know." Why was the Sentinel army so useless during the War of Betony? The cannons were too heavy, so all three garbage scows sunk. What does a new Sentinel private learn first as a combat technique? How to retreat. What is the thinnest book in the world? Redguard Heroes of the War of Betony. A Dark Elf man killed his wife after catching her making love with another man. When the magistrate asked him why he killed her instead of her lover, the man replied, "I considered it better to kill one woman than a different man every week." A Dark Elf woman was being shown around Daggerfall. When she was shown the magnificent Castle Daggerfall, she smiled sweetly to her guide and whispered, "It reminds me of sex." "That's odd," said her guide. "Why does our Castle Daggerfall remind you of sex?" The Dark Elf sighed, "Everything does." Yelithah told Vathysah that she was having dinner with a Dark Elf named Morleth that night. "I hear he's an animal," said Vathysah. "He'll rip your dress right off you." "Thank you for telling me," said Yelithah, "I'll be sure to wear an old dress." How do you separate sailors in the Khajiiti navy? With a hammer and tongs. "This orchard has sentimental value to me," said Mojhad, the Khajiit, to his friend, Hasillid. "Under that tree, for example, is where I first made love. And that tree, is where her mother stood, watching us." "She watched you while you made love to her daughter?" said Hasillid, clearly impressed. "Didn't she say anything?" "Meow." What do you call a Wood Elf who doesn't lie or cheat or steal? A dead Wood Elf.
- Kategoria:Artykuły wymagające poprawy kategoriiJokes – książka napisana przez Buthę Sunhous. Opisuje w rubaszny sposób spojrzenie na rasy Tamriel.
|
![[RDF Data]](/fct/images/sw-rdf-blue.png)