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  • 10.0
  • Nope.
  • Upon reaching the surface, just a short distance from town, he is accosted by Green Knight , a fourth-level warrior and first-rate annoyance. Will Alioshka bear this torment like a true and noble paladin, keeping the spirit of vengeance from his heart while selflessly offering aid?
  • Green Knight: "Can you show me how to get to the nearest town?"
  • Alioshka: "Kill monsters. Loot corpses. Sell items. Get pyreals. Trade pyreals for armor at a smith's."
  • Green Knight: "I DIED!!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HAVE NO MONEY AND NO ARMOR!!!"
  • @tell from Alioshka: "Really? Hmmm, must have been the wrong portal!"
  • Alioshka walks over to the "North Direlands" portal and points to it.
  • Alioshka: "Ehhh, magic. It's grafted to my skin."
  • Alioshka: "Hmmm."
  • Alioshka: "Sorry, I'm still using it."
  • Alioshka: "Uh, you're in it."
  • By Alioshka
  • Green Knight strikes a fighting pose.
  • Green Knight walks through the portal...
  • Green Knight: "Cool, can you give me some?"
  • Green Knight: "Duh! Idiot! I mean *another* town!"
  • Green Knight: "How do I get armor like yours?"
  • Green Knight: "I WISH WE *COULD* FIGHT!!!"
  • Green Knight: "Is there a portal around here?"
  • Green Knight: "Thanks, I really appreciate it!"
  • Green Knight: "Where'd you come from?"
  • Green Knight: "You can't just give me yours?"
  • My First Player Kill
  • Alioshka: "Underground, actually -- I've just come up for a bit of fresh air."
  • Alioshka: "Look on your map -- it shows *all* the towns and where you are in relation to them."
  • Alioshka: "That one goes to a really interesting place!"
  • Alioshka thinks to himself, "Gee, I'll bet he learns how to use his map now... Well, one can hope..."
  • Alioshka: "I'd love to, but I really need it to keep the banderlings from crunching my soft flesh."
  • Green Knight: "But I can't find any towns! I want to go to a big city! I want cool armor like yours!"
  • The valiant knight Alioshka has just emerged from his first trip to the Glenden Wood dungeon, where he's been lost for a number of hours, chopping up zombies and the like. As usual, he's loaded with stuff to sell to the local merchants.
  • Alioshka [grinning]: "Oh yes, let me show you a real interesting one!"
  • Alioshka [to whoever is within listening distance]: "Whew!!!"
  • Green Knight takes off at a run. Alioshka [shakes head]: "Perplexing fellow, that." ____________ * Back to Player Chronicles
  • Alioshka: "*sigh* Tell you what, Green Knight, I'll give you 5,000 pyreals to leave me alone."
  • Green Knight: "Hey, Alioshka, where did you get all that cool armor?"
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  • A Funny Thing Happened on the Road Today . . .
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