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| - {|class="topbox topbox-episode" |style="padding:3px"|File:Steven gallery.png |This is a transcribed copy of "". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |} (The episode starts with Steven drawing the picture of "Guitar Dad" with a pencil, then making the final touches with a red marker.) Steven: Pearl! *picks up picture* Amethyst! *walks down stairs* Garnet! —Wah! *sees that all the Gems were just downstairs on the couch* Pearl: *reading a magazine* You don't have to yell, Steven, we're right here. Steven: I know, but I just finished this drawing, and I wanted to show it to you. Pearl: Oh! Uh... of course. Steven: All right!— *jumps on Garnet's lap* —Hup! *shows the gems his flyer* Haha! "Guitar Dad teaches you guitar!" Amethyst: What is that? Steven: It's my dad. He's going to start teaching guitar lessons and he made me his P.R. Department. Amethyst: *points at Greg's teeth in the flyer* What's that stuff in his mouth? Steven: Those are his teeth... Pearl: What are the lightning bolts for? Steven: Ugh... well, ah... I was trying to show that Dad really rocks on the guitar, and... Garnet: *points at the flyer* Then there should be rocks falling out of the guitar. Steven: I hear what you're saying, but it's too late for notes... this is permanent marker. [Transition to inside of the Big Donut] Steven: *tapes a flyer at the board* Mmm-hmm! Sadie: What's that cute flyer for, Steven? Steven: It's for my dad, he'll teach you guitar, you guys wanna sign up? My dad's really good. Sadie: Maybe I'll stop by and check it out. Steven: Here, lemme give you a flyer— *door opens* Buck: *waves hand* Sadie: Welcome to the Big Donut. Steven: Hey, Buck. Lars: *surprised* Oh! W-what? *takes headphones off; making chicken movements with arms* Buck, Buck, Buuuuuuuuck! Haha! What's going on man? What can we get for you today? Buck: *looks at the menu, then at the donuts* Can I get a caprese salad? Sadie: Oh sorry, Buck. We only sell doughnuts— Lars: *attempting to impress him* DOUGH-NUT worry, Buck! I'll whip ya up a salad, *thumbs up* no sweat! *sweating* I'll be right back. *runs toward the break room* Sadie: Lars! We don't even have vegetables here! *runs after him* Buck: *looks at Steven's flyer* Huh, what's a "guitar dad"? Steven: Like my flyer? It's for my dad. *motions playing guitar* He'll teach you guitar! Here, take one of these with you. Actually, just wear it. *tapes flyer onto Buck's shirt* Buck: *uncontrollable laughing* Steven: Are you ticklish? Buck: This would make a rad shirt, man. Steven: Really? Buck: Yeah, let's make your flyer into t-shirts. Steven: Oh man, my dad would love that! Buck: Gimme five on it. Steven: *high five misses* Buck: Oh, you missed. [Trans. Int. Abandoned Warehouse] Mayor Dewey: *lifts heavy box* Ho! I think it's swell that you're returning to the family business, son. *puts down box* Gonna help the old man get re-elected again, eh? *hugs Buck and pats his head* Aww, son! Buck: *breaks free* Ugh! It's not for campaign stuff, dad. Steven and I are making art. Steven: *gasps* Art! Mayor Dewey: Art, huh? I don't understand that myself, but a boy's gotta have adventures and ambitions. *slaps Buck hard on the back which causes his visor to fall off* WOAH-HO-HO-HO! Steven: *looks around* This stuff can be used to make t-shirts? Mayor Dewey: Oh yeah, I've got all the latest, state of the art screen-printing equipment from years of campaigning. And other some such, mayorly things. Like this week, I'm commemorating: a bench! (He shows the boys a banner of "Bench City", which is just a banner that says "Welcome to Beach City" with the "A" in "Beach" changed to "N" with marker.) Steven: *reads the banner* "Welcome to... Bench City"? Thrifty! Buck: *moans* Dad, you can't use this. *points at banner* Mayor Dewey: Why not? You know I "gotta get dat youth vote, boi"! Buck: Dad, stop. Steven: What's this? (He opens box to reveal flyers similar to Steven's that say: "Vote for My Dad" with a drawing of Buck and Mayor Dewey holding hands.) Mayor Dewey: What have you got there? *reads the flyer* Aww... I haven't seen this in years. Remember when you drew this, Buck? You couldn't wait to show it to all your li'l Montessori friends. Buck: *pushes Mayor Dewey out* 'Kay, dad. Thanks for your help, see ya later. Bye. Mayor Dewey: Alright, kids. I mean... "peace in the Middle-East, Holmes"~ Steven: *picks up another one of Buck's flyers* So cool. Buck: *quickly grabs and crumples the flyer* Let's just get started already. (Buck and Steven make multiple copies of shirts with Steven's flyer printed on them.) Buck: Swag. Steven: Now everyone's gonna want lessons from Dad! Buck: This is bigger than your dad, Steven. It's art. And it's gonna flood the public consciousness. (The t-shirts reflect in his sunglasses.) Steven: *offers Buck a t-shirt* Let's start handing them out. Buck: Too simple. We need to get controversy. We need to create—boom—a scene. [Trans. Funland Arcade's Rooftop] (Steven is looking for victims to shoot his t-shirts at through his binoculars as Buck readies the T-Shirt Cannon.) Steven: Scanning for targets, T-Shirt Cannon loaded and ready. Beep, beep, beep-bibibibibi! *points at Sour Cream* Sour Cream sighted! Sour Cream: Wom, wom. Wom, wom, wom. Steven: Get ready... take aim. Buck: *about to shoot* Aaand... *shoots* Sour Cream: Wom, wom, wom-WOMP! *gets hit by the t-shirt and rubs head* What in the world? *picks up the t-shirt* Oh. This is the coolest thing that I've been hit in the head with! Steven: Ronaldo spotted, take aim! Buck: *fires another t-shirt* Ronaldo: *the t-shirt knocks Ronaldo's hat off* WHOA! What the heck? *notices shirt* Whoa, weird! Some kind of extraterrestrial space dad guitar shirt? Sooo... you finally decided to make first contact, huh? WHERE ARE YOU? Steven: Lars sighted, take aim! Buck: *launches another shirt* Lars: YEOWCH! What the—?! *picks up the t-shirt and reads it* What is this garbage? *looks up to see Buck and Steven* Buck made this?! *starts laughing* Oh-ohohoha, ahahaha, haha! This is hilarious! Thaaanks Buuuck. [Trans. Int. Fish Stew Pizza ] (Steven and Buck take a break and eat pizzas.) Steven: Cheers! *bites pizza* Buck, this was such a good idea! I didn't know why we didn't collaborate on a project sooner. This'll make my dad so happy. I can't wait to see the look on his face when I stop by later. Buck: *eating pizza* Yeah... should be good for a laugh. Steven: Huh? *confused* Why would it be good for— Jenny: *enters Fish Stew Pizza wearing the "Guitar Dad" T-shirt* Giiiirl, Check out my new shiiiiirt! *models the t-shirt* Kiki: It's really cute. Where'd you get it? Jenny: I dunno, it just landed in front of me when I was out walking. Kiki: Look, If were you, I wouldn't wear some random shirt that just fell out of the sky. What if there were bugs in it? Jenny: Re-lax! Who cares where it came from? This shirt is the funniest thing I've seen in my life! Buck: Looks like that shirt has a really good buzz goin'. Steven: Yeah, but... I think they think it's a joke. Buck: Heh. You know the thing that's important? It's that they're talking about it. That's how real art works. Steven: Oh. Well, I guess you're right. [Trans. Ext. It's A Wash] (Steven visits his Dad and sees Sour Cream taking a picture of Greg.) Greg: Uh... how's this? *poses* Sour Cream: Haha, so bad. *takes picture* Greg: Okay, let's get started with the first lesson! Have a seat and grab a— (Sour Cream walks off.) Where ya goin'? Oh... I guess he's got an important text or something. Steven: How's it been going today? Greg: Really great! Lots of people's been coming by thanks to your t-shirts, little guy. Steven: That's great, Dad. I'm really glad I can help... Jenny: Yoohoo, Guitar Dad, I just wanted to say you're wonderful and hilarious! *drives off* Greg: Uh... thank you? *confused* Huh, that's kinda strange. Steven: What is? Greg: Well, lots of people have stopped by, but no one's taking a lesson. Steven: *surprised* What?! Really?! Greg: Ah, maybe they're just checking out to see before they come back to get a REAL lesson. *plays guitar* [Trans. Int. Abandoned Warehouse] (Buck is printing more t-shirts.) Steven: Buck! Buck: Hey, *points at Steven* there's my main man. Steven: The shirts aren't working, Buck! Buck: Yeah they are, *picks up a t-shirt* people love' em. Steven: But... nobody wants guitar lessons from my dad! Buck: That's not the point. Steven: *very confused* What? Then what is the point? Buck: The point is, it's an amazing shirt. Steven: *blushing* Aww, my drawing's not that good, ahaha. Buck: Yeah, no. It's terrible. Steven: What?! Buck: That's what's so great about it. Your work is so naive. You really love your dad. It's funny. Steven: Ah... I don't wanna make these shirts anymore. Buck: Too bad, Steven, they're so current, they can't stop. I'm the taste maker, and I will keep making tastes... FOREVER. Steven: "Forever"? *gets nervous* Buck: Well, forever after until I improve my dad's lame bench commemoration... peace. *holds a peace sign above his head and walks away* [Trans. Ext. Beach House] (Steven rushes inside.) Steven: GARNET! PEARL! AMETHYST! (Surprised, the Gems stand up.) Garnet: Steven. Pearl: What is it?! Amethyst: Whoa, where's the fire?! Steven: It's an emergency! You have to help me take down all the shirts and stop Buck from making more! Pearl: Have the shirts come to life and possessed the bodies of their wearers?! Steven: No! They just... Amethyst: Are people catching on fire when they put on the magic shirts? Steven: No, no, they're just... Pearl: *panicked while spewing saliva* Are the shirts destroying the wearer's will to continue on in this mortal coil, thereby shutting down Beach City?! Steven: No!!! They're... *sighs* they're just... using my art in a way I don't agree with. Pearl: Oh. (The Gems sit down.) Garnet: *adjusts visor* Then we'll pass. Steven: What? But.... I really need your help... Pearl: Steven, this sounds like a very abstract problem. Amethyst: It's not something we can punch. *punches her own palm* Garnet: You MUST learn to help yourself. That's how you become stronger. *visor sparkles* Amethyst: Good point, good point. *nods* Pearl: Absolutely. Steven: But—! Amethyst: *starting to get annoyed* Figure something OUT, Steven! Pearl: Yes! Why not dust off those conflict resolution skills? Garnet: Let your problem be known, then you can make them understand the matter. Steven: *thinks of an idea and says evilly* Oh I'll make them understand. *walks out* I'll make them ALL understand! (The Gems are mildly surprised.) Amethyst: Eh, he'll be fine. [Trans. Beach City Boardwalk] (Many people are gathered around Mayor Dewey.) Mayor Dewey: Okay, is everyone here? *blushing* *coughs slightly* Hello! I was supposed to write a speech to uhm... *adjusts neck tie* Uh... commemorate this... uh... new bench! But what had happened was I ran out of printer ink in my printer, that I keep at home! (Steven is hiding on the roof of the Funland Arcade and opens a guitar case with his T-Shirt Cannon inside.) Steven: *aims at Mayor Dewey, whispering* Bye. Bodyguard #1 : Look out! *drops sandwich and runs away* Bodyguard #2: No! Aaaah! *runs away* (The crowd goes wild and runs in several directions.) Mayor Dewey: I've been... shirt. (Buck notices everyone running and picks up a t-shirt, noticing that they have his drawings printed on them.) (Steven backs away, smiling.) Mayor Dewey: Huh... *picks up a shirt, feeling touched* Did you make this? (Buck is speechless and sees Sour Cream and Jenny looking at the shirts.) Jenny: Ahahaha! This is way funnier than "Guitar Dad"! Lars: Ahahahahahaha, ohoho! *holds the t-shirt* Mayor Dewey: *stops blushing and looks at the t-shirt* This bench is actually pretty comfortable. (Buck sheds a tear.) [Trans. It's A Wash] Steven: Anyone else stop by for lessons today? Greg: So far, no, but I'm sure it'll pick up tomorrow. Steven: Yeah! Sure it will. *hands Greg a t-shirt* Oh, this is for you by the way. It's the last one so it's super limited edition. Greg: Aw, sweet! Thanks, Steven. (Steven smiles.) Buck: *walks over to the two* Hey, Steven. Just wanted to say uh... I'm sorry for the way I acted, and... uh... Steven: It's okay, Buck. You don't have to say any more than that. Buck: *to Steven* You're a cool cat, Steven Universe. *to Greg* Hey, Mr. U. Greg: You wanna take a picture with me or some junk? Buck: No way man. I want a lesson... *shows them his shirt* from Guitar Dad! 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