Rudolf Vansheiken was born in a German basement from unknown parents. Technically he didn't need to have parents.... after all he was a Lego. Vansheiken had a red nose because the child accidentally colored his nose red while drawing a picture of a curb-stomped gorilla. Rudolf began to love war and killing at an early age. He shot his first American Lego at the age of three minutes and 23 seconds. He destroyed everything in sight. Similar to his friend Frosty The Snowman when he put his special hat on he would begin to dance around. In Rudolf's case.... dancing meant killing.
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