Wonderbra, a subsidiary completely owned and operated by Wonder Bread ("We build sound bodies 12 different ways") is designed to lift the spirits of men and to separate the girls from the women. Available in three styles, the Specialty Wonderbra, the Lightly Lined Lift (Triple-L) Wonderbra, and the In-Your-Face Push-up, Wonderbra, this wondrous product will make a woman out of even someone as mammary challenged as Twiggy, Selma Blair, Alyson Hannigan, or Sarah Michelle Gellar. Even men (transvestites and transsexuals) benefit from wearing them, as do so-called supermodels with boyish figures and chests to match. It's truly a miracle in lingerie, making mountains out of molehills, as it were, and providing support even when no foundation garment is actually needed. A husband who meets a wom
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| - Wonderbra, a subsidiary completely owned and operated by Wonder Bread ("We build sound bodies 12 different ways") is designed to lift the spirits of men and to separate the girls from the women. Available in three styles, the Specialty Wonderbra, the Lightly Lined Lift (Triple-L) Wonderbra, and the In-Your-Face Push-up, Wonderbra, this wondrous product will make a woman out of even someone as mammary challenged as Twiggy, Selma Blair, Alyson Hannigan, or Sarah Michelle Gellar. Even men (transvestites and transsexuals) benefit from wearing them, as do so-called supermodels with boyish figures and chests to match. It's truly a miracle in lingerie, making mountains out of molehills, as it were, and providing support even when no foundation garment is actually needed. A husband who meets a wom
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| - Wonderbra, a subsidiary completely owned and operated by Wonder Bread ("We build sound bodies 12 different ways") is designed to lift the spirits of men and to separate the girls from the women. Available in three styles, the Specialty Wonderbra, the Lightly Lined Lift (Triple-L) Wonderbra, and the In-Your-Face Push-up, Wonderbra, this wondrous product will make a woman out of even someone as mammary challenged as Twiggy, Selma Blair, Alyson Hannigan, or Sarah Michelle Gellar. Even men (transvestites and transsexuals) benefit from wearing them, as do so-called supermodels with boyish figures and chests to match. It's truly a miracle in lingerie, making mountains out of molehills, as it were, and providing support even when no foundation garment is actually needed. A husband who meets a woman in a Wonderbra while he is in the company of his wife is apt to be chastised by his bitter half as follows: "TIT was wonderful to meet you?"!
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