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| - So, anyway, as most of you guys out there know, I had this girl named Pauline, and she was taken by this badass dude, Donkey Kong, right? So I went on this barrel-filled adventure to get her back, and I guess I did a pretty good job of it too, because I got her back. So she gets all flustered and is like, "Oh Mario, you're so hawt!" and I'm like, "Aww shucks". So long story short, we get married. And we lived happily ever after. Sound about right? Wrong! We lived happily ever after until about... oh... I'd say... the very next day.
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| - So, anyway, as most of you guys out there know, I had this girl named Pauline, and she was taken by this badass dude, Donkey Kong, right? So I went on this barrel-filled adventure to get her back, and I guess I did a pretty good job of it too, because I got her back. Anyway, we break up, and I meet this chick Peach (Princess Peach that is). So me and Peach are livin' it up, having a good time, when all of a sudden this dick Bowser and his little pumpkin pie, Bowser Jr, come out of nowhere and take her. So I'm like, "Well F this," and I go on yet another amazing quest, filled with monsters, bad guys, suspenders and curly moustaches, to save her. So then, after many castles, many battles & many nights getting high on shrooms, I finally save her, whoopie. So she gets all flustered and is like, "Oh Mario, you're so hawt!" and I'm like, "Aww shucks". So long story short, we get married. And we lived happily ever after. Sound about right? Wrong! We lived happily ever after until about... oh... I'd say... the very next day. So that's why I'm here, I'm here to tell you what really happened, when it happened. Not the made up version of my story, the real version. Uncut, and uncensored.
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