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  • Uncyclopedia:VFP/Lance brick.jpg
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  • Sunsneezer
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  • Featured--Sir Elvis (KUN) Petition 16:04, 20 Aug 2005
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  • Lance Brick
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  • When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century.
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  • --Rcmurphy (KUN) 23:47, 10 Aug 2005
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  • #--Rcmurphy (KUN) 23:47, 10 Aug 2005 I wavered between this and Armed monkeys, but the lance brick won out. It's rather perfectly put together. #--Marcos_Malo (S7fc BOotS) Talk 23:51, 10 Aug 2005 I heartily second this. It really cracked me up. #Good work --Nytrospawn 13:15, 11 Aug 2005 #--Spintherism 17:51, 11 Aug 2005 #--Pelayo 6:36, 12 Aug 2005 We are the knights who say... wtf? pwned!! #--Thedogfather 04:00, 27 Sep 2005 Very clever. # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # That reminds me of the Bayeux Tapestry.
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