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Alexander Ovechkin is a dirty, egotistical, robot built by the Soviet Government in 1985 with the supposed purpose to dominate the game of hockey, which failed when Sidney Crosby (a.k.a. "Superman") surpassed him in all areas, in which Ovechkin called Crosby a "motherfucking attention rapist, just like every other goddamn Canadian bastard." He is known as "The Second God of the NHL" behind Wayne Gretzky (a.k.a. "Jesus Christ"), despite only achieving the second round of the playoffs in his 4 years in the league.

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  • Alexander Ovechkin is a dirty, egotistical, robot built by the Soviet Government in 1985 with the supposed purpose to dominate the game of hockey, which failed when Sidney Crosby (a.k.a. "Superman") surpassed him in all areas, in which Ovechkin called Crosby a "motherfucking attention rapist, just like every other goddamn Canadian bastard." He is known as "The Second God of the NHL" behind Wayne Gretzky (a.k.a. "Jesus Christ"), despite only achieving the second round of the playoffs in his 4 years in the league.
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  • 1985-09-17(xsd:date)
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  • 2004(xsd:integer)
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  • HC Dynamo Moscow
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  • Alexander Ovechkin is a dirty, egotistical, robot built by the Soviet Government in 1985 with the supposed purpose to dominate the game of hockey, which failed when Sidney Crosby (a.k.a. "Superman") surpassed him in all areas, in which Ovechkin called Crosby a "motherfucking attention rapist, just like every other goddamn Canadian bastard." He is known as "The Second God of the NHL" behind Wayne Gretzky (a.k.a. "Jesus Christ"), despite only achieving the second round of the playoffs in his 4 years in the league. When asked why he constantly fails during the NHL playoffs, Olympic tournament, World Championships, and any other competitive tournament in hockey, Ovechkin has promptly knocked down the camera filming him, sprayed the reporter with a fresh sheet of ice, late-hit the reporter with a blindside or a knee-to-knee take down and turn into a mystical Griffin and flown back to his native Russia, thus showing everybody the personality of the typical Russian citizen. Ovechkin, often scared by the question, tries to defend his actions by saying that he "wears his heart on his sleeve and he won't put up with useless questions," which is actually just his way of comforting himself. When he is not losing games that matter, Alex can often be found spending his downtime with his family in the gorilla cages at the Moscow zoo. In 2009, former teammate Alexander Semin (AKA Jizz) commented on Alex's dedication to his family, saying Alex was a "family man" who often "spent hours a day picking fleas off his father's back and feeding them to Washington Capital's head coach Bruce Boudreau to help fulfill Bruce's ever growing appetite."
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