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| - For Your Eyes Only was a very popular Naruto (allegedly) multi-chapter shipfic - but when we say "popular" we don't mean in a good way. It takes place in an alternate universe which resembles 21st-century Real Life Japan. All the students are hermaphroditic toddler-like creatures with animal ears and tails. One day, Iruka was walking down the street when he comes across an abandoned kitten. He decides to pick him up, take him home, and name him Naruto. Oh, did we mention the kitten is actually a catboy who is also partially fox? And that he is treated like an animal despite the fact that he is fully sapient? Still with us? Okay... One day, Naruto complains about feeling sick. Iruka wants to take him to the vet, but decides to take him to a breeder instead because it's closer. Kakashi, a staff member at the breeding agency, determines that Naruto is in heat and whisks him off to the back room to find him a mate. Naruto is resisting, but his complaints fall on deaf ears. It doesn't take long before another catboy named Sasuke takes interest in him. Naruto, however, dislikes him. Nevertheless, they are immediately thrown into a room together to mate because they both belong to rare breeds and must be mated. From there, the story goes on about Naruto and Sasuke's relationship along with the relationships of all the other animal people at the breeding agency - as well as the people that work there. This story was never finished, with the last chapter added on November 2008. As of 2016, it is no longer on Fanfiction.Net. Incomplete versions can still be found via search engines. It is very much Not Safe for Work. Not to be confused with a certain James Bond movie, nor its title song by Sheena Easton. It would be less horrifying if it was simply the Naruto characters acting it out. Compare Naruto Veangance Revelaitons, its rival for worst Naruto fanfic. You can read the Protectors of the Plot Continuum sporking here, here, here, and here. Be warned, this article is full of various types of Squick.
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