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The Stupidity Reactor is an infinite-energy system currently in development. It is based on the premise that if, as Albert Einstein postulated, human stupidity is infinite, and it can be harnessed in the manner of an energy source, it can be used to power a reactor which can then produce infinite energy because it has an infinite power source. Energy = mass x (speed of light) ^ 2. Alternate proof: Stupidity tends to carry large quantities of weight in most discussions. Since something must have mass to have weight, and stupidity has weight, we can therefore conclude that stupidity has mass.

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  • The Stupidity Reactor is an infinite-energy system currently in development. It is based on the premise that if, as Albert Einstein postulated, human stupidity is infinite, and it can be harnessed in the manner of an energy source, it can be used to power a reactor which can then produce infinite energy because it has an infinite power source. Energy = mass x (speed of light) ^ 2. Alternate proof: Stupidity tends to carry large quantities of weight in most discussions. Since something must have mass to have weight, and stupidity has weight, we can therefore conclude that stupidity has mass.
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  • The Stupidity Reactor is an infinite-energy system currently in development. It is based on the premise that if, as Albert Einstein postulated, human stupidity is infinite, and it can be harnessed in the manner of an energy source, it can be used to power a reactor which can then produce infinite energy because it has an infinite power source. Energy = mass x (speed of light) ^ 2. Enough stupidity can produce bureaucracy. Since bureaucracy has so much mass that it is extremely difficult to move, and stupidity is the sole component of bureaucracy aside from laziness, which we know to have no substance, stupidity has mass. Alternate proof: Stupidity tends to carry large quantities of weight in most discussions. Since something must have mass to have weight, and stupidity has weight, we can therefore conclude that stupidity has mass. Since stupidity has mass, and stupidity is infinite, this equation becomes: Infinite stupidity x speed of light^2 = Infinite energy. Einstein is turning over in his pickle jar from joy knowing that his stupidity theory has been verified.
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