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| - KAMEK: Permission to speak to his royal Koopaness? ‘‘‘KOOPATROL:’’’ I'm terribly sorry, Lord Kamek, but I'm under strict orders from the king himself to make sure no one disturbs him until further notice. KAMEK: But I have news of the utmost urgency. I command you to let me pass. ‘’’KOOPATROL:’’’ Nevertheless, the King won't be ready to see you until he is done having his tantrum. ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Waaahhhh!!! I hate that Mario! I-hate-him-I-hate-him-I-hate-him-I-hate-him! He's always ruining my nefarious schemes. I was so close to winning that time, but he still won!! It's not fair!!! He's such a meanie!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! KAMEK: He's still having a tantrum? Wow, this must be a new record! ‘‘‘KOOPATROL:’’’ In any case, I can't let you pass until he has clamed down. Please come back later. KAMEK: Don't you nincompoops understand? This is important!!! ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ There you are! I've been looking all over for you! ‘’’KAMEK:’’’ M.. M.. Mother??? What are you doing back here so soon? ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ I just got back from my vacation. But as for you, I'm very disappointed in you. The moment I got back here, I checked your bedroom and what did I find? Everything was neat and tidy! I thought I told you to mess up your room before I got back? How am I supposed to teach you bad manners when you're constantly behaving yourself?! KAMEK: Wait, I can explain! I've been very busy serving his Royal Evilness and I didn't..... ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ Enough of your excuses, Young Magikoopa! Go to your room and this instant and mess it up! ‘’’KAMEK:’’’ Meh.... I never get to have any fun..... ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ Well, anywho. I'll be the one delivering the important news in Kamek's place, so I'll just let myself in. ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ Oh, your Wickedness. I'm baaaaacccckkkk... ‘’{An explosion near Kammy leaves her burned}’’ ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Kammy, you nimrod! Is it toom much to ask that I get to have a tantrum in peace, you old hag! ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ *cough* But, your Repulsiveness, I bring urgent news from our spies located around the ocean. It would seem that your loyal minions, the Koopa Bros., have "turned in their shells".... ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ What? They quit? Those lousy, color-coded ninjas. How dare they turn their backs on me! ‘‘'KAMMY:’’’ No, your Putridness. What I meant is that they and the whole of Yoshi's Island has been destroyed! ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ What did you say?! I am seriously not in the mood for any of your jokes, Kammy! ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ *choke* But I speak the truth, your Grunginess. Our spies *wheeze* reported that the whole island was destroyed by some spiky blue robot! *gasp* ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Unbelievable! How dare anyone go around destroying my kingdom without MY permission! ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ Not only that, your Wretchedness, but it would appear your old friend Mario is involved as well. It was reported that he has teamed up with two spiky fellas who are searching for powerful gemstones called Chaos Emeralds, if I recall correctly... urf. ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Did you say.... Chaos... Emeralds? So... that old man's stories were true after all....If they really are as powerful as he says they are, not even Mario will be able to stop me once I get my claws on them. Hah hah hah! ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ Old man? Who are you talking about, your Gnarliness? ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ That's not important right now. Did our spies find out if Mario has any of the Emeralds? ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ Yes, your Roundness. He currently has 4 of them in his possession. ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Excellent! That moustached moron has already done half the work for us. And while he's Emerald hunting, that leaves Peach's Castle defenseless. I'm sure he'd be willing to give up those Emeralds with the right motivation. ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ You're not planning to kidnap the Princess again, are you? ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ You bet I am! Bwah hah hah hah! Koopalings, REPORT! ‘‘‘Ludwing Von Koopa :’’’ You bellowed, King Dad? ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Excellent response time, kids. I want all of you to round up the troops. We're going on a little trip to the Mushroom Kingdom. ‘‘‘ BOWSER JR.:’’’ Oh, boy! We're going on a vacation! ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Not a vacation, you dolts! An invasion! You have one hour to prepare. Now, HOP TO IT!!! ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Kammy, you go ahead and rally the troops. I need to check on my secret weapon. ‘‘‘KAMMY:’’’ Secret weapon...Your Smelliness? ‘’{Bowser enter's Eggman's Lab}’’ ‘‘‘DR. EGGMAN:’’’ Ah, your Majesty. What do I owe the presence of your greatness? ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Enough of the sweet talk, old man! Is my new Doomship ready yet? ‘‘‘DR. EGGMAN:’’’ There, isn't it a beauty? I call it the Omega Doomship. The Koopa workforce that you've supplied me with have already finished construction. All I need is to work on the onboard computer defense systems before it can be safety launched. ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Is it able to fly in its current state? ‘‘‘DR. EGGMAN:’’’ Yes. Of course. ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Good, then fire up the engines. We leave for the Mushroom Kingdom in one hour. ‘‘‘DR. EGGMAN:’’’ WHAT?! But if we leave now, we won't have any defense against a possible attack! ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Unless you haven't realized, Mario and his merry bunch have already found four of those Chaos Emeralds you told me about, so we don't have time to worry about mere technicalities. Besides, Peach's Castle isn't exactly well protected and I'll be bringing along an entire legion of my finest troops. So, quit worrying. ‘‘‘DR. EGGMAN:’’’ *hmmph* Very well. We leave in one hour, as you ordered. ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ By the way, what's the status on the secret weapon that I commissioned from you? ‘‘DR. ‘EGGMAN:’’’ I'm glad you asked, my Liege. I just finished working on it moments before your arrival. It has been built and programmed precisely to the very last detail that you gave me. All that's left now is to activate it. Shall I do the honours? ‘‘‘BOWSER:’’’ Show me! ‘’{Eggman presses an oversized button, unlocking several chambers to reveal a robotic copy of Mario}’’ (Mecha Mario) Bowser then turns surprised so see Mecha Mario (both in closeups)
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