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| - You Know What's Bullshit? (Christmas music begins playing) That's bullshit. It's nearly the middle of January. Take down your fucking Christmas decorations! (Bah, humbug!) To me, Christmas happens in December, but it seems to start whenever it wants and end whenever it wants. I've seen Christmas stuff in stores as early as October! At least wait until after Halloween! That's bullshit! (BULLSHIT!!!) Well, I think I'm going to go celebrate St. Patrick's Day, like two months early and just start getting wasted now 'cause Christmas is over, and that's bullshit. (BULLSHIT!!!)
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| - You Know What's Bullshit? (Christmas music begins playing) That's bullshit. It's nearly the middle of January. Take down your fucking Christmas decorations! (Bah, humbug!) To me, Christmas happens in December, but it seems to start whenever it wants and end whenever it wants. I've seen Christmas stuff in stores as early as October! At least wait until after Halloween! That's bullshit! (BULLSHIT!!!) And, what about Thanksgiving? Nobody gives a flying fuck about that. What a glutton of a holiday! It just devours everything around it! And, even after Christmas, you could still walk into a shopping mall and hear Christmas music playing. If you're going to start it early, at least end it early! It's bullshit! (Bullshit!) Well, Merry Christmas. (What's so merry about it?) Or, I can be PC and say Happy Holidays. But nowadays, people complain even more about that! "Uh, I don't want to have to ask everyone what they celebrate." Well, that's why, if you're not sure, you say, "Happy Holidays". "Oooh, I don't want to say that! I want to say Merry Christmas!" Well, you can't please everybody. So, we need a new PC term. I got it! How 'bout "Happy Shut the Fuck Up"! Let's start saying that. Well, I think I'm going to go celebrate St. Patrick's Day, like two months early and just start getting wasted now 'cause Christmas is over, and that's bullshit. (BULLSHIT!!!)
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