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Evolution (aka Evil-lution) A lie by the anti-Jesus left wing liberals who want us to belive we evolved from monkeys. This is actualy a ploy set forth by the liberals' true overlords, the bears. The bears want to lull the world into a false sense of security by stating we are somehow related. This is a lie based on monkey worship and should be ignored at all costs.

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  • Evolution (aka Evil-lution) A lie by the anti-Jesus left wing liberals who want us to belive we evolved from monkeys. This is actualy a ploy set forth by the liberals' true overlords, the bears. The bears want to lull the world into a false sense of security by stating we are somehow related. This is a lie based on monkey worship and should be ignored at all costs.
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  • Evolution (aka Evil-lution) A lie by the anti-Jesus left wing liberals who want us to belive we evolved from monkeys. This is actualy a ploy set forth by the liberals' true overlords, the bears. The bears want to lull the world into a false sense of security by stating we are somehow related. This is a lie based on monkey worship and should be ignored at all costs. A secondary effect of this is to destroy the Catholic church's credibility and replace it with the evil Lutheran empire. God created man in one day, not through a constant increasing and changing of certain traits and genes due to Charles Darwin's "survival of the fittest" bullshit, but knowing this would make any reasonable American aware of the Lutherans' and bears' lies. Furthermore, God only put dinosaurs on the Earth so that he could hurl a fiery ball of death down upon them and thereby create oil. Of course, all dinosaurs were made out of evil so he didn't have to feel bad about destroying them. God has made just enough oil to last us until Armageddon, so we don't have to worry about the size of our SUVs.
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