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An Entity of Type : dbkwik:resource/8o1p8DBc7tTqR4sOpNWJXA==, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Obsessed with pointless statistics, Calcule is the Customercons' combat accountant, whatever the Hfil that is.Far smarter then the average Customercon (A loaded statement in and of itself), Calcule has an amazing grasp of numbers and a skill to rapidly absorb and disseminate information. This allows him to produce an endless stream of pointless statistics on demand. Calcule's arch enemy is Black Crystal Pepsi Convoy, who calls him a nerd a lot. Well, he shouts offensive-sounding soft drink slogans at Calcule, and those could be construed as accusations of nerdity.

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  • Obsessed with pointless statistics, Calcule is the Customercons' combat accountant, whatever the Hfil that is.Far smarter then the average Customercon (A loaded statement in and of itself), Calcule has an amazing grasp of numbers and a skill to rapidly absorb and disseminate information. This allows him to produce an endless stream of pointless statistics on demand. Calcule's arch enemy is Black Crystal Pepsi Convoy, who calls him a nerd a lot. Well, he shouts offensive-sounding soft drink slogans at Calcule, and those could be construed as accusations of nerdity.
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  • Dead grey
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  • Customercons
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  • Calcule
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  • Other Customercons
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  • Accountant
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  • Male
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  • Neon green dune buggy
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  • Obsessed with pointless statistics, Calcule is the Customercons' combat accountant, whatever the Hfil that is.Far smarter then the average Customercon (A loaded statement in and of itself), Calcule has an amazing grasp of numbers and a skill to rapidly absorb and disseminate information. This allows him to produce an endless stream of pointless statistics on demand. For example, Calcule would be able to examine the comparative hit rates against the broadside of a barn of sample Fuzzbox, Larry and Killken body-types. He could then construct an algorithm that would produce a visualization to explain the results. From there, he could recommend the optimal use of Customercons for any future efforts at barn destruction. Calcule occupies a high-ranking position within the Customercon ranks, even though nobody has been able to figure out what it is he actually does. He reports mainly to their shadowy enigmatic overlord, usually in the form of overly elaborate presentations with animated slides and everything. This presumably means something, but what is still to be determined. Calcule also has the privilege of leading teams of lesser Customercons, although they seem to rarely follow his orders or, for that matter, even understand what he is saying. Calcule's arch enemy is Black Crystal Pepsi Convoy, who calls him a nerd a lot. Well, he shouts offensive-sounding soft drink slogans at Calcule, and those could be construed as accusations of nerdity.
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