Unite Against Fascism or "Usless Annoying Fuckwits" is a group in Great Britain renowned for their refusal to wash, and being down right smelly. It is thought they originate from an island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, where the natives bred a horse with a human, resulting in the extremely ugly women who belong to this group. Please note, when observing a group of UAF foraging for food (usually around large industrial waste bins), it can be very difficult to distinguish the male of the species from the female. There are a few exceptions to this rule and occasionally you may spot a UAF female who is actually quite fit. However, she will invariably be a wannabe radical feminist so far up her own arse she can brush her teeth from the other side, have no sense of humour whatsoever and w
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| - Unite Against Fascism or "Usless Annoying Fuckwits" is a group in Great Britain renowned for their refusal to wash, and being down right smelly. It is thought they originate from an island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, where the natives bred a horse with a human, resulting in the extremely ugly women who belong to this group. Please note, when observing a group of UAF foraging for food (usually around large industrial waste bins), it can be very difficult to distinguish the male of the species from the female. There are a few exceptions to this rule and occasionally you may spot a UAF female who is actually quite fit. However, she will invariably be a wannabe radical feminist so far up her own arse she can brush her teeth from the other side, have no sense of humour whatsoever and w
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| - Unite Against Fascism or "Usless Annoying Fuckwits" is a group in Great Britain renowned for their refusal to wash, and being down right smelly. It is thought they originate from an island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, where the natives bred a horse with a human, resulting in the extremely ugly women who belong to this group. Please note, when observing a group of UAF foraging for food (usually around large industrial waste bins), it can be very difficult to distinguish the male of the species from the female. There are a few exceptions to this rule and occasionally you may spot a UAF female who is actually quite fit. However, she will invariably be a wannabe radical feminist so far up her own arse she can brush her teeth from the other side, have no sense of humour whatsoever and will be offended at EVERYTHING YOU SAY. They are known for their addiction to cocaine and Crystal meth (habits they have only picked up since going to university, their lack of experience and intelligence leading them to believe that all drugs are as harmless as weed). Their main support comes from none too bright, middle class students and corrupted mainstream UK political parties. They plan to import members of every nation and creed two by two just like Noah, in an attempt to make the UK a multicultural hell hole. It describes itself as a national campaign with the aim of annoying everyone it comes into contact with, and accusing all that oppose it of being a racist or a 'Nart-zee' (see below)
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