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| - The Batman of Earth-Two was supposedly the 'alternate reality, do-gooding, cool in tights, anti-Joker, manly and muscle-bulging, better-than-anyone-else, self proclaimed real version of the urban terrorist Bateman come to our reality. He spent most of his time gunning down the homeless of Gotham City with a police issue revolver and leaving dime store robbers with permanent injuries. Unfortunately, he was never noticed by the real Bateman or even the Joker.
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| - The Batman of Earth-Two was supposedly the 'alternate reality, do-gooding, cool in tights, anti-Joker, manly and muscle-bulging, better-than-anyone-else, self proclaimed real version of the urban terrorist Bateman come to our reality. He spent most of his time gunning down the homeless of Gotham City with a police issue revolver and leaving dime store robbers with permanent injuries. Unfortunately, he was never noticed by the real Bateman or even the Joker. As a result, The Batman of Earth-Two turned to selling his gun and ammunition for money to spend on expensive beer and doughnuts. He was last seen drinking at a bar frequented by Killer Croc, the Riddler, and Amygdala. He fared rather poorly against the Cookie Monster in a poker game, after unwisely challenging the member of the Sesame Street Mob to bets after watching him beat Killer Croc. The Batman of Earth-Two then vented his rage by thrashing the bar and beating up Captain Pathetic, a minor costumed crook at the counter.
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