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| - Nella: Lindsay. What’s a good method, of murder? NCh: Who do you want to kill? Nella: That’s not important. I just need, a way. NCh: Wait so you’re looking for a creative means of death with no traceable accountability. Nella: Yes! Yes, it’s perfect! NCh: Wait a minute, I have just the thing! (Nostalgia Chick pulls a big smiley face and holds up copies of various Disney and Pixar movies such as: The Great Mouse Detective, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Robin Hood, Aladdin and Enchanted.) Nella: Of course. No Disney character ever dies of a natural death!
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| - Nella: Lindsay. What’s a good method, of murder? NCh: Who do you want to kill? Nella: That’s not important. I just need, a way. NCh: Wait so you’re looking for a creative means of death with no traceable accountability. Nella: Yes! Yes, it’s perfect! NCh: Wait a minute, I have just the thing! (Nostalgia Chick pulls a big smiley face and holds up copies of various Disney and Pixar movies such as: The Great Mouse Detective, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Robin Hood, Aladdin and Enchanted.) Nella: Of course. No Disney character ever dies of a natural death! NCh: I know, it’s a veritable treasure trove of horrible ways to die! NCh (VO): Impaling deaths, crushing deaths, death by gun. They can’t all die by gravity, so sometimes Disney needs to get creative with how to off their baddies. Or their baddies’ minions. Or sometimes their good guys. Death is a part of drama and Disney knows drama. NCh: And so, just for the fun of being horrified by our treasured childhood memories, let us now countdown the top ten Disney deaths. And, just a warning, this contains spoilers for... all of the Disney movies. Like, all of them.
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