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| - What the characters are saying in the sml movie, Bowser's birthday.
* [the video shows the castle in slow motion]
* Bowser: Finally! My sand castle is complete! I feel so accomplished! I'm so happy right now! Oh, yes! I've been working on this for so long! (Goomba came)
* Goomba: Whoa, sir! Is that a sand castle?
* Bowser: GET BACK!! Don't touch it! Now you made me mad now. I'm sad. Nobody remembers that today's my birthday. Nobody ever remembers. I want birthday spankies. I want somebody to lay their hand on my butt. I'm so mad! (looks at Koopa sitting against the wall) HEY! YOU! YOU OVER THERE?! HEY!!
* Koopa: Huh?
* Bowser: You! Hey you! What are you doing?
* Koopa: Uh, standing here.
* Bowser: YOU'RE FIRED!! You're not suppose to just stand there.
* Koopa: But, you told me to stand here.
* Bowser: No I didn't! Stop lying! Stop putting voices in my head! W-why didn't you say happy birthday to me?!
* Koopa: Uh, sure. I didn't know it was your birthday.
* Bowser: Yes you did! Nobody ever remembers my birthday! G-give me birthday spankies right now! Come on! (shows Koopa his rear end)
* Koopa: What?!
* Bowser: Right now!
* Koopa: But, h-how old are you?
* Bowser: Uh, put 12 on me! Right now! Spank it! Spank it!
* Koopa: But--
* Bowser: Spank it!
* Koopa: But--
* Bowser: Spank it! Spank it! Come on! Right now! You don't get paid for nothing.
* Koopa: Okay, i'll--
* Bowser: Spank my butt!
* Koopa: Okay.
* Bowser: Come on!
* Koopa: I'll spank it. Okay. One. (starts spanking Bowser)
* Bowser: Yes!
* Koopa: Two.
* Bowser: Yes!
* Koopa: Three.
* Bowser: Yes! Happy birthday to me!
* Koopa: Five.
* Bowser: Happy birthday to me!
* Koopa: Seven.
* Bowser: Happy birthday to Bowser!
* Koopa: Nine.
* Bowser: Go spank my booty!
* Koopa: Eleven.
* Bowser: Oh, yes! Oh, hell yes! Give it to me!
* Koopa: Oh my God, my God, my God. I'm leaving. (Koopa leaves)
* Bowser: Come on! It's not over yet. Come on! (Toad came) Spank it!
* Toad: What?
* Bowser: Spank it, Spank it!
* Toad: Uh, okay. I'll spank it.
* Bowser: Come on! Spank it! (Toad starts spanking him)
* Toad: One.
* Bowser: Yes!
* Toad: Two.
* Bowser: Hell yes!
* Toad: Three. [later at the pool, Goomba heard someone in the background]
* Goomba: W-w-what's that sound, dude? (saw Toad spanking Bowser) Ew. W-what are they doing?
* Koopa: Hey, Goomba.
* Goomba: Yeah, what's up.
* Koopa: You see that's happening over there? (points to Toad spanking Bowser)
* Goomba: It's gross, man. I see it.
* Koopa: T-that's Bowser. He's getting birthday spankies. Do you know today was his birthday?
* Goomba: No. Since when was this his birthday?
* Koopa: I-I never knew his birthday. But today is his birthday apparently. And he, he made me give him birthday spankies.
* Goomba: Ew. That's nasty, man!
* Koopa: I'm pretty sure he's gonna make everyone give him birthday spankies. Because, I mean, he still enjoying it. That guy over there is on his 50th spanking right now.
* Goomba: Eww!
* Koopa: I know. I don't know what's wrong with him.
* Goomba: I'm not giving him any birthday spankies. I got a girlfriend, dude.
* Koopa: Me, too. But, I mean, he must be denial or something. I'm not giving him anymore birthday spankies. My hand hurts. He has a spiky butt.
* Goomba: Gee, I could't touch that one.
* Koopa: Yeah, I... w-what, you couldn't touch that one?
* Goomba: Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't. It's just gross.
* Koopa: You don't even have any arms. That's why--
* Goomba: Screw you, man! That's not nice!
* Koopa: I'm so stupid. Anyways, the main point is, we need to throw him a surprise birthday. 'Cause, he's gonna make everyone give him spankies. And I think they're on the 80th one now. I don't know what's wrong with him. But we need to throw him a surprise birthday, or like, we're gonna be screwed.
* Goomba: First we need to find out, who's gonna make the cake.
* Koopa: Yeah, yeah, the cake is the main place.
* Goomba: Yeah.
* Koopa: Let's go find a person who'll make the cake.
* Goomba: Alright, come on. [the scene takes place in the kitchen. Chef Pee Pee is picking a peanut butter to use]
* Chef Pee Pee: (groans) Which peanut butter should I use? Crunchy or creamy? Crunchy or creamy? (groans) Lord Peter Pan, please help me find the delicious peanut butter I should use! Crunchy or creamy?! Crunchy or creamy? (then he looks at the Bama grape jelly and gasps) Or grape jelly?! (brings it over) Grape! Grape! Grape! Grape grape grape grape grape grape, jelly!! (Koopa came)
* Koopa: Uh... ex-ex-ex-excuse me sir?
* Chef Pee Pee: W-what do you want, turtle? [inaudible]
* Koopa: W-what?
* Chef Pee Pee: Nothing. What do you want, turtle?
* Koopa: Okay, um... do you know who Bowser is?
* Chef Pee Pee: Yes, he's my boss.
* Koopa: Okay, well, um... uh... did you know that today was Bowser's birthday?
* Chef Pee Pee: No it's not. He's not a plane, silly goose.
* Koopa: No no, it really is his birthday, 'cuz he's going crazy making everyone give him birthday spankies.
* Chef Pee Pee: (gasps) How many?
* Koopa: I... he made me give him 12, but that's not his real age, is it?
* Chef Pee Pee: I don't know, he didn't know he had an age.
* Koopa: Well, he's making everyone give him birthday spankings, and it's making me go crazy. My arm was tired after 12, and... you know what, we really, really, really need you to make a birthday cake. The best birthday cake ever. Because no one ever know his birthday apparently.
* Chef Pee Pee: (groans) I don't want to make him a cake, man. (groans loudly)
* Koopa: But you do know if you don't make a cake, he might kill you because... I mean you make his food, (Chef Pee Pee gasps) and--
* Chef Pee Pee: Uh... i'ma get on it right now! Um... it's gonna be very delicious. This'll be the best cake ever!
* Koopa: Okay, good.
* Chef Pee Pee: Now, go, go, go, go! (Koopa leaves) Get out of my face!
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