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| - Outside the Penguin's HQ, a man and two kids are looking unamused and uninterested as the Penguins are trying to pull off some "cute" antics, one boy yawns as he watches. Private: (dancing as he talks nervously) Waddle waddle, tip! Waddle waddle kick! Spin! Skipper: Slap a smile on that face, Private! (Rico is seen moon-walking in on the scene, then doing some Michael Jackson-esque poses.) Rico, it's a waddle, not a strut! Rico: Dig it, baby. Kowalski appears, jumping out of the pool. Kowalski: "Feed the Penguins" fish buckets are completely sold out, Skipper! Skipper: Lets give 'em a reason to toss that tuna boys. Converge! Rico and Skipper and start rolling on the ground and Private and Kowalski walk backwards on them, performing another trick. They all then stick their tongues out a
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| - Outside the Penguin's HQ, a man and two kids are looking unamused and uninterested as the Penguins are trying to pull off some "cute" antics, one boy yawns as he watches. Private: (dancing as he talks nervously) Waddle waddle, tip! Waddle waddle kick! Spin! Skipper: Slap a smile on that face, Private! (Rico is seen moon-walking in on the scene, then doing some Michael Jackson-esque poses.) Rico, it's a waddle, not a strut! Rico: Dig it, baby. Kowalski appears, jumping out of the pool. Kowalski: "Feed the Penguins" fish buckets are completely sold out, Skipper! Skipper: Lets give 'em a reason to toss that tuna boys. Converge! Rico and Skipper and start rolling on the ground and Private and Kowalski walk backwards on them, performing another trick. They all then stick their tongues out and gesture towards their mouths, indicating that they want to be fed by their still unamused audience. Man #1: Eh... Maybe the Polar Bear's got some new material... The Man and the two children walk away as the man throws the fish behind his back and it hits Kowalski in the face. Kowalski: The Polar Bear? (scoffs) Sure he's the biggest carnivore on land, but can he do this? Kowalski starts to hip-dance. Skipper and Rico look on shocked and slightly nauseated. Skipper moves quickly to stop him. Skipper: They're gone, Kowalski, and that ain't gonna bring them back. Rico inhales and swallows the fish, but Skipper and Kowalski look at him, leading to Rico regurgitating the fish back up and offering it back to them, only for them to look disgusted. Private: This is even less than yesterday. Skipper: Well clearly, the people have become immune to our adorable antics. I blame the internet, with its plethora of cheap puppy videos. Private: (indignantly) But, BUT, I NEED MY FISH!! Skipper: (smacks Private) And you'll get your fish! We just need to step up our cute-n-cuddly game! Kowalski options! Kowalski: I'd say this problem needs a fat serving of cold, hard science! Skipper: (sarcastically) Yes, because nothing's cuter than science. Kowalski looks hurt at Skipper's sarcasm. Skipper: (reluctantly) Fine.
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