The Toyota Prius is the largest Matchbox car ever made. It is also the first toy car to run only on Al Gore's ego. Unfortunately, the Prius will eventually tear the universe apart due to the excess of homosexuality. This dangerous toxin is released into the air by the Prius. Along with the poison, other emissions are: anthrax, Dennis Kucinich's pocket items, and other Priuses (that's right, they reproduce!). Other auto-makers are trying to stop this menace, but have made the opposite motion. The homosexuality actually infects those who oppose it first. This car will be the largest cause of people turning gay and wanting to burn in hell. Hopefully it will be stopped before it takes over the world with its buddy, Japan.
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| - The Toyota Prius is the largest Matchbox car ever made. It is also the first toy car to run only on Al Gore's ego. Unfortunately, the Prius will eventually tear the universe apart due to the excess of homosexuality. This dangerous toxin is released into the air by the Prius. Along with the poison, other emissions are: anthrax, Dennis Kucinich's pocket items, and other Priuses (that's right, they reproduce!). Other auto-makers are trying to stop this menace, but have made the opposite motion. The homosexuality actually infects those who oppose it first. This car will be the largest cause of people turning gay and wanting to burn in hell. Hopefully it will be stopped before it takes over the world with its buddy, Japan.
- The Prius was a form of hybrid car developed by Toyota. In the aftermath of the global T-virus pandemic, Jill Valentine managed to commandeer one on her way to Baltimore, Maryland. This, she relieved, as it used far less fuel than SUVs, allowing her to go further without petrol.
- Originally designed as a direct competitor to the bicycle, the Toyota Prius was soon repositioned within the market as it was discovered that there was a distinct lack of cars that allowed 45 year old vegan women to maximise their road presence by driving 20 under the speed limit in the inside lane.
- The Toyota Prius (/ˈpriːəs/) is a full hybrid electric mid-size hatchback, formerly a compact sedan developed and manufactured by Toyota. The United States Environmental Protection Agency and California Air Resources Board (CARB) rate the Prius as among the cleanest vehicles sold in the United States based on smog-forming emissions.
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| - The 2011 Toyota Prius in Forza Motorsport 4
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