The Mellophone was invented in 1247 BC by God and given to ninjas. They used it to slaughter twenty-seven headed dragons of north Italia. Once the ninjas learned how to make the instrument sound pretty, they let the technology into the hands of the regular human population. The event of all these people dying was covered up by the black plague, but in fact, mellophones awesomeness actually burnt out the souls of anyone who heard it. Normal people eventually gained control over the divine music maker, but the life spans of people who could not play correctly were severely reduced. The effect has gone away today. It is true that all brass instruments, save for the trombone, are derived from the mellophone. The flute is derived from a mellophone with Down syndrome and no sound producing capab
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| - The Mellophone was invented in 1247 BC by God and given to ninjas. They used it to slaughter twenty-seven headed dragons of north Italia. Once the ninjas learned how to make the instrument sound pretty, they let the technology into the hands of the regular human population. The event of all these people dying was covered up by the black plague, but in fact, mellophones awesomeness actually burnt out the souls of anyone who heard it. Normal people eventually gained control over the divine music maker, but the life spans of people who could not play correctly were severely reduced. The effect has gone away today. It is true that all brass instruments, save for the trombone, are derived from the mellophone. The flute is derived from a mellophone with Down syndrome and no sound producing capab
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| - The Mellophone was invented in 1247 BC by God and given to ninjas. They used it to slaughter twenty-seven headed dragons of north Italia. Once the ninjas learned how to make the instrument sound pretty, they let the technology into the hands of the regular human population. The event of all these people dying was covered up by the black plague, but in fact, mellophones awesomeness actually burnt out the souls of anyone who heard it. Normal people eventually gained control over the divine music maker, but the life spans of people who could not play correctly were severely reduced. The effect has gone away today. It is true that all brass instruments, save for the trombone, are derived from the mellophone. The flute is derived from a mellophone with Down syndrome and no sound producing capabilities.
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