A wonderful item of clothing which allows viewing of certian assets, while hiding the shameful baby hole, which is not to be seen.Should not be worn by men. Ever. Well, except for a few exceptions (see image at right). This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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| - A wonderful item of clothing which allows viewing of certian assets, while hiding the shameful baby hole, which is not to be seen.Should not be worn by men. Ever. Well, except for a few exceptions (see image at right). This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
- It was invented in 1342 by a French Scientist by the name of Guy Duculottes when he was tired of his daughters' underwear looking too modest. His wife had died and to get aroused, he would look at his daughter's underwear, which is why he made the thong. It is illegal in all 191 countries(except for Ireland and Scotland), for people with ginger hair to wear thongs.
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| - A wonderful item of clothing which allows viewing of certian assets, while hiding the shameful baby hole, which is not to be seen.Should not be worn by men. Ever. Well, except for a few exceptions (see image at right). This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
- It was invented in 1342 by a French Scientist by the name of Guy Duculottes when he was tired of his daughters' underwear looking too modest. His wife had died and to get aroused, he would look at his daughter's underwear, which is why he made the thong. It is illegal in all 191 countries(except for Ireland and Scotland), for people with ginger hair to wear thongs. Originally they were made of paper and he had to admit, they didn't last long in the water. It wasn't until 1345 that he changed the formula from paper to leather, and then to cotton, and then back to leather again. It turns out that leather is an active boner-activating element. In 1940 farmers in the Kent hamlet of Thong, who had been growing nylon for a number of years, financed the construction of a work house where prisoners of war were forced to knit the underwear style from the nylon. At the height of business in 1944 the hamlet was supplying 75% of British soldiers with underwear which was now known as the "Thong".
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